Thread: Totally Gross

White flag, I surrender, kamerad
you're all very sick and twisted
I thought my verse about vibrating wristies
was bad enough
but you called my bluff
there are creative advantages with challenges and strife
but you've put me off ham and cheese sandwiches for life.

Lemme see what I've got... ah, how about a creepy haiku?

Fingernail clippers
Keen and out of my control
Chipping at my teeth

are you having fun?

i did like you sneeze one bob...

Bloody Hell.

“There’s bloodstains in the hallway,
Where the girl had stood.
It was messy and time consuming,
I suppose I really should.
‘Get on and do the cleaning.
There’s so much to get done.
I’d love to stay and chit-chat,
But the next arrives at one!”

“More mess in the hallway,
I don’t know how to stop.
I have to keep on hacking,
Until I see them drop.
It’s better if they struggle,
It means that I give chase.
If that doesn’t wear them out,
I’ll smash them in the face”.


how about that for a first try?

Hollyoake

Grossly ghoulish.


warm regards,
bob

*takes a bow*

thanks Bob.

Me Mom said "son always beware,
of all unclean public toilet seats,
germs of all kinds linger there,
look that seat and skin never meets.

Me, being silly, I did not heed that advice,
what does not kill me makes me stronger,
one day I sat on a seat with unborne lice,
they bred and have now an awful hunger.

And to boost that, my balls
feel like a pair of maracas,
pride cometh before the falls,
I got too, some sort of gonokakas.

i think we have a winner!

but i am working on something