An Odd World [RPG Thread]

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

Brief Outline:
It is the thirteenth of February 2011, on an odd, human infested planet in an alternate reality. The ONU, (Odd Nations United), has called for a global summit. All of the leaders of the member nations are expected to turn up to discuss a wide range of issues and to voice various concerns, and there is no specified date for the summit's end.

Boring? Not at all! For this is the ONU, and the leaders here are quite insane, I assure you. Some may burst into tears at the mention of climate-change and start sobbing uncontrollably, some may suggest nuclear war to decrease nuclear stockpiles, and some may declare that their top scientists have informed them that the sky is falling.
It is up to you as a head of state to help lead the world into ever deepening insanity. Welcome to the ONU summit.

How it would work:

Anyone who wants to participate is free to jump in at anytime, and the meeting will begin with the head of the ONU putting forward the first item on the agenda. Nation leaders are free to veer off course or play blame games, and everyone else is free to react to your posts however they like. Your leaders are expected to be extreme in at least one aspect.

If you're interested, arrange your posts as so, and you may rp at will:
[Nation Name]
[Leader Name]

[Speaches,actions, etc.]

If you have any comments, questions, or discussions regarding An Odd World RPG then feel free to post them in the discussion thread-
http://www.writingforums.com/rpgs/12...on-thread.html

[bazz cargo]

Lost In Space ( LISP )
Bung Dit Din

Greetings mighty Leader
Small fry
ladies and gentlemen
and little green men

Do not despair, you are not alone. When the reeking brown stuff hits the spinning blade, there is always your shadow to keep you company. And I will never, ever ever ever be accused of sanity. So there.

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

-not related to roleplaying-

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

Union of the Magic Mushroom (UMM)
Bob Hippystein.

"I'm like, so happy to be here!" exclaimed Bob Hippystein.
He looked around the room with wide eyes.
"Oh my god! Look at all the flags! They're like, magical."

[bazz cargo]

From

Lost In Space ( LISP )
Bung Dit Din ( The almighty And terribly flatulent)

To Bob Hippystien

Look Bob Hippystein,
despite your lack of couthness, and where is my bribe of chocolate ? I feel goodness towards you.
I realise not all is well in your pitiful excuse of a life, and this being so I am willing to despatch a well qualified goon to assist you in ending it. I do this out of kindness.
See you in the next life.

The great and feared Bung Dit Din

[Depressing-Jester]

Bester Nation Evarz!
His Honorable Majesty, Lord Julius Genghis Churchill Washington Lincoln Zulu Peter Sanders Jr.

HHMLJGCWLZPS Jr.:Civil Liberties! I'll tell you what I think about your liberties! *drop kicks a puppy*
Assistant: Sir that really isn't a proper argume-
HHMLJGCWLZPS Jr. : Proper argument! I'll show you proper argument! *drop kicks assistant....in the scrotum*

[Earphone]

The Nation of Impudent Fools (NIF)

Led by Sir Reginald Phallicus Hoobahumper

"No flag waves brighter, because no flag is quite as pink."

[bazz cargo]

From

Lost In Space ( LISP )
Bung Dit Din ( The almighty And terribly flatulent) ( With golden mullet and curly toed shoes ).

To Mad scrabble score with drop kicking habit,

Send chocolate bribe or next puppy will be full of explosive.

New law proposal.

All flags must be waved by ass holes, so bend over and start waving.

[bazz cargo]

Peoples Republic of Lost In Space ( PRoLISP )

King Jeremy the first. ( Who said fat ? )

Greetings fellow sentient beings. We of the PRoLISP wish to announce that we have had a coup, Not sure if it was a left, right or chicken coop. Our former beloved leader Bung Dit Din the awful was captured by his privates, and tossed into his least favourite dungeon. ( The one with flock wallpaper and a carpet made of French cheese). We have restrained him fully to a wall, and parade scantily clad females, painted in warm chocolate past him just out of licking range.
We have polished up our vanguard of preachers, who will be coming amongst you to bring the joy of Lispianism. Everyone in this galaxy will be expected to become Lispians.
God loves Lispians.
( Quick, cover me in chocolate and throw me to the Lispians ).

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

Union of the Magic Mushroom (UMM)
Bob Hippystein.

Hey BNE and NIF! Welcome to the party bros! You bring the beer and stuff yeah?

Jeremy man, congratz on being like, a King and sh*t! But preaching Lispianism is not cool! Don't preach your religion on me man. UMM worships the mushrooms, and the mushrooms preach peace and tolerance and sh*t. Try and convert me and we'll put a mushroom cloud over your entire country! And wouldn't be breaking the commandment of peace, because we'd be doing it to create a glorious image of his Mushroomness. As for the law proposal... Why can't we just like, have no laws, y'know? Live in a world of peace where the man doesn't put us down... I propose a law to end laws! Though the summit hasn't started yet so it's too early to propose proper laws...

[bazz cargo]

Hi Bobby hipstien,
It says in our Holy Oracle. Chapter 5 Verse 221.
And from under the Holy Duvet did emerge the two intertwined Goddesses, Mave and Rene. Thus they spoke.
"For surety, a fried breakfast is not Holy unless in includes the magical mushrooms."
So you see, you are our long lost tribe. We have been looking down the back of the cosmic sofa for ages in the hope you would turn up!

[bazz cargo]

PRoLISP

Mad Jeremy the Fungus.

To all who survey me. Due to the fact that our unbeloved ex leader sent an incompetent goon to help Booby Hopsten meet his maker,( yes Booby did survive, but now he is busy trying to breed cardboard boxes.) I now take up the Gavel of ' if you don't do as you are told I will hit you with this gavel.'
Apparently there is an agenda.

The first subject to be discussed, is the water shortage.

I personally have yet to notice if water is short, or to know how tall it should be.

I now open the floor to suggestions.

[Mistique]

United Kingdoms of fluffiness (UniFlu)
Her royal highness The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third, Princess of the Kingdom of Careness, Princess of the kingdom of Pinkness, Princes of the kingdom of cuddliness (together united in the United Kingdoms of Fluffiness), Duchess of Pinkerwall, Duchess of Fluffesay, baroness of Lovefrew and Lady and protector of the isles.

Her royal highness The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third is wearing a pink fluffy dress made entirely of the furr of pink kittens raised espcially for this purpose. She had dark curly brown hair and deep brown eyes and is preceded by a procession of ladies in waiting and knights. On entrance her royal highness The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third gives all the other leaders a warm hug whilst saying “It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, dear …. (using their full names and titles as she has learned them by heart), I’ve heard so much about you.”

The princess inmediately turns her attention to the first subject at hand and states. "Personally I have not noticed that the water is short, however I am very concerned that the water is just simply way too blue. I believe that pink would be a more appropriate color. It would be more uplifting to the spirits of the subjects and I am sure that they would not fuzz so much anymore about it being short."

After having spoken her royal highness The princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third turns to the new head of the ONU, Mad Jeremy the Fungus, and places a pink chocolate rose on his jacket.

[bazz cargo]

PRoLISP

Mad King Jeremy The Fungus

Pink chocolate!
Oh Princes of blah de blah de blah. I am overwhelmed by your generosity, non of these other council members have even offered me a cookie.
Pink water sounds like a brilliant idea, any one wish to second it?
One more thing, it has been brought to my attention that no one has provided their national anthem, ( one verse only).
Here is ours.
We march upon the infidel,
slay them, slay them, slay them.
We march upon the daffodil,
slay them slay them slay them,
We swim upon the whales krill,
slay them slay them, slay them.
We march when we are feeling ill,
puke them, puke them, puke them.
We march wherever there's someone to kill,
slay them, slay them, slay them.

Music and lyrics by Chugly Morton.

Before the pink water idea, we were thinking of replacing water with vodka, any seconds?
By the way Princess, how do you feel about cross cultural relations?

[ODaly]

Pan Zegrive-Zanzopal Zoning Commonwealth (ZZZ)
Director Narcoza Ultizu

Dir. Ultizu startles awake, "!! Oh! Ahem, yes. That all sounds," *yawn* "very interesting. I think, though, that things would be much better served... sorry, much better served... if we..." zzzzz