An Odd World [RPG Thread]

[bazz cargo]

Riplops

Kong Jeremy

Ah tis a sad sight to see as the Kings ego is so easily deflated, for all his grotesque roundness of body, his debauched face, and lack of personal hygiene people still found him more attractive than Old bootlebum, who looks smart in his suit and forward facing haircut.

Still to cheer himself up he will torture a few conspirators tonight, that'll teach em to conspire against a King.
"Ah my little princess, you have put your finger on the very nub, and I was so looking forward to you putting it somewhere else."

Now after all that has happened, what was he doing here?

[sadiemaddie]

Disturbizen
Princess Phobe, Leader of the padded cells
The princess stood back and said "Ah Jeremy anything I place my finger on distruction will follow with it." With that is wondered what Jeremy was doing here. He seemed to her to be put of place to be wanting war. His rotund body and strange face, to her did not seem a person of war, more of person of insecuritys and she thought on how she catould test everyone here. What was the limits she could push.

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

Union of the Corporate Mushroom (UCM)
Steven Beetleburg

Steven rolls his eyes, sighs, repeatedly checks his watch, and emits the occasional yawn, as the Princess babbles on about things that can only be assumed are Communist in all shapes and forms. He inserts a pair of ear plugs while he waits. As her mouth stops moving, he realises that the tirade is finally over, and so removes his earplugs.
"I assure you that all your concerns and greviences are my concerns and greviences and that the corporation will, and is already, taking all neccessary steps to ensure that said concerns and greviences are solved," he says, before straightening his tie and taking a cheap-looking children's toy out of a suit pocket. "Please, take this complimentary Corporate Bobblehead as a mark of our commitment to all those things that you listed."

[bazz cargo]

Slippor

Kang Jeremy

"What an amazing thingy, does it have any hidden surprises?"

"Oh princess, have you ever seen such a wonder?"

[Isaiah Lake]

Land of the Dead Superstars

Michael J. Presley

"All of your incessant babbling has taken my bladder to limits at which I knew not were possible! I call for a group pilgrimage to see the idols of porcelain." -removes neon-green slacks and somersaults out of the room-

[bazz cargo]

Plorips

Kungh Jeeremee.

"That looks like fun."
-Spends twenty minutes trying to remove purple slacks, gives in and goes for a somersault, only for his arms to give way and his entire lard bucket body crashes down onto his head.-
"Ouch."
-He stands. His head is buried into his shoulders. Using both hands he pulls his head back out, (imagine creaks and lots of muffled swearing), it is slightly bent to one side.
"That did not go as well as expected."

[Isaiah Lake]

Land of the Dead Superstars

Michael J. Presley

-returns-
"My God! What have you done to your head you Ploripan idiot?"

[MadBen]

Supreme Nation of Goremania (SNOG)
Overlord Rickity Snuffler

"Wat do ve need bobbleheads for? Zey vont bring ze crispbread to ze front! I vote for ze immediate removal of ze originals cranium wizzout furzer delay. And has anyvone seen my dog? If ze representative of ze Pingpong nation has used it for kebab again i vont be pleased!"

[bazz cargo]

Plispro

Kling Jelleyme.

"Gangway."
*Pulls arms and legs and head into body, and rolls off to toilet, flattening everyone in the way.*

[InsanityStrickenWriter]

Union of the Corporate Mushroom (UCM)
Steven Beetleburg

"It's a wonder that these people ban magic mushrooms in the name of sanity..." says Steven, observing the new arrivals.
He strides over to Overlord Rickety Snuffler and gives him an enthusiastic handshake.
"Ah," he says. "Overlord's are my favourite kind of people! How much tear gas can I sign you up for? And perhaps some landmines and fake rubber bullets that are actually real bullets? Or maybe I can interest you with some magic mushrooms? As I always say- a stoned population is a happy population."
Steven turns to face Michael J. Presley.
"These idols of porcelain... how much do you reckon they could sell for? Mere curiousity, of course..."

[Isaiah Lake]

Land of the Dead Superstars

Michael J. Presley

"Well... I suppose you should be asking Valve Sloan. He should be arriving here shortly. He's a plump little man from the Republic of Waste that is always misplacing his belt... Or you could talk to Lord Kohler who is standing in that corner over there."
-motions toward Lord Kohler by jerking hip to the right-

[MadBen]

Supreme Nation of Goremania (SNOG)
Overlord Rickity Snuffler

He climbs down from his soapbox to look at Beetleburgs offer, which consists of little pictures of people dying in various poses, done in red crayon with a number underneath. Standing on toetip with his mustaches scratching the edge of the lectern, he signs the contract with an X that is slightly bent at all the edges.
"wit zis ve shall rule ze vorld at last! Who needs nukes if zey can have proliferation of ze crispbreak instead. Wit shrapnel topping!"

[Mistique]

United Kingdoms of fluffiness (UniFlu)
Her royal highness The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third, Princess of the Kingdom of Careness, Princess of the kingdom of Pinkness, Princes of the kingdom of cuddliness (together united in the United Kingdoms of Fluffiness), Duchess of Pinkerwall, Duchess of Fluffesay, baroness of Lovefrew and Lady and protector of the isles.

The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third had been quite for some time so carefully one of the ladies in waiting aproached her and gave her a soft push thinking she had fallen asleep. Waking a princess was a delicate thing to do, because before you knew it she could be yelling 'of with the head' or was that more of a queen thing to do? As she got pushed the princess feel over. "Oh no," the lady in waiting called out and checked the princess's vital signs. She was still breathing, but unconcious. In the United Kingdoms of Fluffiness there was only one solutions possible and she called out. "We need a true loves kiss."

She turned to those standing around. "Who will kiss my princess to safe her life?"

[AdamTLegg]

The untied nations of spellcheck

General (no spelling suggestions)

Good moaning follow pineapples.

I was wandering what our next lovements are to assistant the priceless of the untied kingpins of flurryness?
Forgave me of my pervasive altitude my wonderless lady but I would very much preferance if it was myshelf that would kids your priceless to save her wife?

To the reminder of the pineapples that shoot before this tablet I wound be much obliterated if a sister would be gave to my plant for mass reprocussions?

[Mistique]

United Kingdoms of fluffiness (UniFlu)
Her royal highness The Princess Elisa Marissa Louisa Pinkerton the third, Princess of the Kingdom of Careness, Princess of the kingdom of Pinkness, Princes of the kingdom of cuddliness (together united in the United Kingdoms of Fluffiness), Duchess of Pinkerwall, Duchess of Fluffesay, baroness of Lovefrew and Lady and protector of the isles.

The lady in waiting turned to the general of the untied nations of spellcheck. "If you believe you are the true love of our beloved princess then by all means kiss her and safe her life." She didn't ones consider this strange even if she had never met the general before. In the united kingdom of fluffiness love came from strange places. She guided the general to the princess and then respectfully backed away. After all, ones she awoke the princess could still order her execution. Moody princesses sometimes did that she had been told.