Thread: Who might you be?

I might be the juvenile delinquent who works in the kitchen at your local fast food restaurant, haphazardly mopping the floors before and after closing and spitting on your burgers while you stand at the counter with your ticket in hand oblivious to the fact.

oops!

I might be a wonderbread truck driver who wears (and is proud of) a toupe. I constantly have to swerve not to hit teenagers who think the most original suicide involves my vehicle. I am seldom home, and I'm pretty sure my wife, who is a neat freak with nonmoving hair (due to hairspray) is sleeping with our overweight plumber, Mordecai.

Originally Posted by Wildcard

I might be the master of these forums who on a daily basis views with much discomfort and distaste the many written excretions that pollute my site, whilst longing for the time to return when writers wrote for something other than just the sake of writing; suffering constantly as I feel myself being sucked into the abyss of mental recession which attempts to consume me every time I am forced to read another by-product of the boredom of one who has unrestricted access to a computer and the internet. As I read each piece I feel as one who is in a pit and is constantly defecated on time and again, whilst clinging to the notion that one day I would find solace in the words of one who takes pride in his work, releasing me forever from this dungeon. This Hell.

Hahaha.

This should be stickied in every forum on this site.

Originally Posted by The Backward OX

Hahaha.

This should be stickied in every forum on this site.

There's an idea

I would definitely be a rash young mage (wizardly, not the chaotic sorcerer) that has trouble listening to anyone who wants him to do something differently. I would be the character that roasts himself with a ill-aimed fireball or zaps himself with his own lightning bolt. Of course, though I make mistakes, I would still be honored because I was the castle's main wizard's son/apprentice. So my brash actions would be excused. lol