Screw writing! Why don't put together a crew and knock over a bank.
Chapter One-The Nitwit Heist
It was a cold morning when the ragtag troop known as "The Nitwits" set out to commit the crime of the century. Among this nefarious gang of bandits were Apple, Garza, Like a Fox, Preston and the sarcastic getaway driver was Backward Ox.
Four times that morning Apple almost shot Ox in the knee cap after he continually corrected her English. "Why the hell didn't we leave this old fart back in the bush and ask Baron to join the gang," she complained.
"Because, Baron is a lefty and no one wants a lefty at a heist. Besides lefty's can't drive anything faster than a bicycle," Garza explained.
"It's actually Lefties."
"Okay Apple knee cap him! Annoying Pisser."
Apple raised the barrel of her 9 mm Glock when Like a Fox stepped in. "Hold it love, don't be shooting my man."
to be continued.....