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02-05-2008, 10:54 AM
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Damn, I bottled it, I just couldn't take the pressure.
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02-05-2008, 11:06 AM
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i believe this is the reply all y'all are looking for:
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02-05-2008, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ms. vodka
i believe this is the reply all y'all are looking for:
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And, for those who DON'T believe in Darwin's theory of evolution........
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02-05-2008, 11:28 AM
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Ink Slinger
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How uncouth.
I am just glad I have fair skin and fair body hair, I'd hate to have to wax all of that off! Thank God he isn't painted from behind!!
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02-05-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mermaid on the breakwater
How uncouth.
I am just glad I have fair skin and fair body hair, I'd hate to have to wax all of that off! Thank God he isn't painted from behind!!
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Hey, some people happen to find hairy guys attractive, especially from behind. Hmmm, that didn't come out right. I better just hush up.
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02-05-2008, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by ms. vodka
i believe this is the reply all y'all are looking for:
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Where on earth did you find that? |
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02-05-2008, 11:59 AM
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*Picks up a guitar and sings mournfully... "The day... the muuuusic... died"*
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02-05-2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by vangoghsear
Hey, some people happen to find hairy guys attractive, especially from behind. Hmmm, that didn't come out right. I better just hush up.
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I've been having a few concerns about you lately...   |
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02-05-2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mermaid on the breakwater
Damn, I bottled it, I just couldn't take the pressure.
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Am I missing something here?  |
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02-05-2008, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Baron
Am I missing something here? |
Vodka - bottled it? Oh sod it, these things are supposed to work in the joke book I read. |
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02-05-2008, 02:47 PM
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Last edited by Baron : 02-05-2008 at 03:57 PM.
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02-05-2008, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mermaid on the breakwater
Vodka - bottled it? Oh sod it, these things are supposed to work in the joke book I read.
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I thought that you meant bottled as in lost it.   |
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02-05-2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Baron
I thought that you meant bottled as in lost it. |
Between you, me and the same gate-post the backward ox likes to have a leak on, I lost it big time. |
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02-05-2008, 03:44 PM
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I had to look up the picture but instantly knew it. Good piece
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I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
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02-05-2008, 05:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DylanFan
I had to look up the picture but instantly knew it. Good piece
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Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. |
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