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One Week 'til Wages Day (an Oscar Hammerstein Parody)
One Week ‘til wages day (an Oscar Hammerstein parody)
Card in the cash point I check for remittance
find to my fury that I own a pittance
this will be one of those sad evenings
where I won’t do all my favourite things
Want to get slaughtered and then eat some noodles
Not sit here patting my aunt Betty’s poodles
just want to sit and watch girls in G-strings
this is one of my most favourite things
girls with no knickers and vaginal flashes
shaking their ‘booties’ and flicking eyelashes
watching them gyrate their moist offerings
these are a few of my favourite things
When the bank’s right, and the news stings
It gets me so mad
I simply remember what next week will bring
And then I don’t feel
So bad
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If it claims to be God, eat it.
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