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01-27-2005, 08:08 AM
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Penguin-in-Chief
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Edinburgh
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Spasmodic Penguin
[an:ea78d528fa]I got into the habit of writing poetry for my avatars a while back, and while you may, for perfectly good reasons, see this as unspeakably sad, I have no plans to stop. This here is dedicated to the most poorly animated penguin you've ever seen (to your left).[/an:ea78d528fa]
Saw a guy I knew,
And I he espied,
said "How'dya do?"
To which he replied:
"I'm a spasmodic penguin,
on a sugar high,
a nubile virgin
amidst your thighs.
I'm a spasmodic penguin,
been at the caffeine,
can't stop thinking,
must have protein."
And, with a wink,
he vanished down the sink.
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01-27-2005, 08:52 AM
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Forum Hottie
Join Date: May 2004
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Pawn, I must say you got a giggle out of me early in the morning. You should be totally impressed. That was too funny.
Nae
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01-27-2005, 09:39 AM
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Ink Slinger
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Pawn you are an odd ball aren't you, lol.
Personally I like your little penguin, it's very unique and it isalso good because despite all of your flapping you can never fly away!
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01-27-2005, 12:13 PM
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Pawn,
The penguin confuses me. Why does he climb on your thighs needing protein?
gigi
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01-27-2005, 12:17 PM
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Writer
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Haha...But I'm probably in the same predicament as GibsonGirl.  |
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01-27-2005, 01:03 PM
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Prolific Writer
Join Date: Jan 2005
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One of the coolest poems I've read at this site.
Sort of wish I had wrote it.
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01-27-2005, 01:52 PM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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What my penguin does between my or anyone else's thighs is none of your business, Gigi.
Glad it was at least slightly amusing  |
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01-27-2005, 01:53 PM
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Forum Hottie
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Actually very amusing.
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Renae L. Soler
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01-27-2005, 02:07 PM
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Probably quite amusing for Pawn since the penguin was between HIS thighs.
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01-27-2005, 06:42 PM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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You need to rid yourself of your unhealthy obsession with my thighs Gigi. Alternatively, hop on the next plane and we'll see what we can arrange.
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01-27-2005, 06:46 PM
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Member
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Pawn, this was too funny. Thanks for sharing
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01-27-2005, 07:49 PM
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Writing Machine
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Perverted Penguin from Scotland
Seeks Oregon gigi
Please reply
LOL
G
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01-28-2005, 07:26 AM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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Ahoho, ahe, hehe, tehe, ah, my, oh, ha, dear lordy.
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01-28-2005, 10:14 AM
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You need a cod piece for that penguin.
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01-28-2005, 10:29 AM
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Penguin-in-Chief
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Could that have been the worst pun ever? Or am I missing something?
I'm thinking the animated penguin has to go. If I leave it much longer I'm going to end up sued after he causes someone an epileptic fit.
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