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| Poetry Poems, Haiku & Tanka etc. |
01-19-2005, 07:13 PM
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Poets Rule Adult content (a bit of fun for everyone)
I met a geezer the other day
Told me only puffs and Nancy’s write poetry
Therefore, I kicked him in the bollocks
As I quoted Trollope
He came back with a vicious right
I gave him the head butt all biblical thee I smite
This guy was tough he got back up
I quoted Shakespeare namely puck
I’ll give you Puck
You little fuck
That’s when the sneaky fucker struck
Smacked me with a fuckin book
Not any book I have to say
How to write Poetry the simple way
680 pages written in perfect prose
Bastard broke my fuckin nose
However, I was not done
I had the latest Poetry .Com
Grabbed this illuminated masterpiece
Smacked the bastard in the knees
Down he went like a bag of shit
Listen boy I’m from Lit
Dot org mean motherfuckers
We ain't your ordinary poetry suckers
He just lay there like a fool
Nothing left beaten and bruised
Fuck you I said
Poets rule!
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01-19-2005, 07:21 PM
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Damn straight, poets rule.
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01-19-2005, 07:39 PM
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Good fun nice write.
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01-19-2005, 08:17 PM
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Thanks Gordon... I needed to be reminded. I haven't written anything recently and now I feel the need to bleed on the page.
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01-19-2005, 08:27 PM
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01-19-2005, 08:37 PM
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 I needed the chuckle....
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01-19-2005, 11:06 PM
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That was great. |
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01-20-2005, 12:18 AM
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HA HA!! Silly, silly Gordon...you make me giggle.
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01-20-2005, 12:23 AM
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That was totally AWESOME in my opinion.... It was funny, meaningful...you name it.. 
NW
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01-20-2005, 10:49 AM
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I love it man, very kool. Fair play!
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01-20-2005, 11:09 AM
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Poets do rule!!!! You got that damn straight! Loved it Gordon, enough to put a smiley in here just to piss you off, lol. Just kidding.
Nae
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01-20-2005, 05:05 PM
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Glad you all got a laugh
And for Pen Nae a one off
G
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01-20-2005, 05:07 PM
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Wow Gordon, I am impressed. Smiley and all! Cheers!
Nae
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01-20-2005, 06:09 PM
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Only an English poet, lol.
But you mentioned the cardinal sin of poetry websites, the huge con that is poetry.com!!!
Alex 
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01-20-2005, 06:52 PM
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London so true
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