WordBeast

I am a poet troll
I think up ugly verse,
I write of slimy toads and eels
And creatures even worse.

My verse is full of snakes
And beetle shells that crunch,
I write about them every day
And eat them for my lunch.

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Scratches

I'm beginning to think that Pumbaa from The Lion King is more than just your avatar

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Never get so attached to a poem
you forget truth that lacks lyricism
and never draw so close to the heat
that you forget that you must eat
- En Gallop, Joanna Newsom

WordBeast

You guessed it, my muse is a warthog! Most people don't realise it, but a warthog whispering poetry in your ear can be quite inspirational. The only problem are those damn tusks. They scratch!

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