gordon

What’s it like to be a peach?


What’s it like to be a peach?
Small and round soft inside.
Sitting in the sunshine nice and warm.
Then along comes a man and Wham Bam they put you in a can!
Off comes the skin and it’s the can your in.
Pour on the syrup put on the lid and off you go for under a quid.
On the shelf in the supermarket along comes mum now you’re for it.
Into the trolley out through the checkout.
Into the car and out with a shout.
Out of the tin.
That goes in the bin.
Into the bowl around you roll.
On comes the cream.
Out comes the spoon.
Into the belly without a swoon.
And that’s it not much of a life.
But never mind we taste so nice.

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gordon

I should point out my daughter insisted i post this poem

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Darkshine

Heh, I don't know that I would normally give this poem much praise but as a poem for kids it's very cute and fun. Some grammer errors, not that they would notice!

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gordon

Thats what it was meant to be a bit of fun
Thanks

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Fantasia

Certainly a lot of fun. Thanks for giggles, gordon!

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"God says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f%#ked." --Stephen, from "Braveheart"

Farror

heh, that's a funny little poem. I'm sure your daughter enjoyed it.

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