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Old 09-24-2003, 06:50 AM   #1
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A Fact

I wipe my nose
with Kleenex given.

Seldom does one
borrow the sheet -

a handkerchief is best
first hand,
first nose,
first served

and not returned.

No?

EEEP
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Old 09-24-2003, 06:52 AM   #2
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Kleenex
Much better than Durex
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:54 AM   #3
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You know what I hate about kleenex? That it disintegrates into a revolting mess in the washing machine. Then if it gets into the dryer? arrrggghhh!
EEEP?

note: If you get cranky without your silk hankie you better steer clear of the squid jigging grounds.
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Old 09-24-2003, 08:58 PM   #4
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Cute. Nasty. but cute. Have you ever had a kleenex returned to you, do you actually want one returned--? I think not
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Old 09-25-2003, 02:10 PM   #5
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Kleenex
Much better than Durex


Edited post, don't want to stoop to G's level. Sorry, if anyone saw my post just now.

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Old 09-25-2003, 02:17 PM   #6
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You know what I hate about kleenex? That it disintegrates into a revolting mess in the washing machine. Then if it gets into the dryer? arrrggghhh!
EEEP?


I know! I hate when that happens! Damned Kleenex, viciously sneaking into every pocket, creating a right mess...and always with the dark clothes too. Buggah.

note: If you get cranky without your silk hankie you better steer clear of the squid jigging grounds.

OK. That sounded like a quote. Please enlighten the dumb one, Pen..sniff

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Hahaha!
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Kleenex
Much better than Durex
Well that depends, really. X'D
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SD - quote is from a song about the squid jigging grounds in Newfoundland.
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SD - quote is from a song about the squid jigging grounds in Newfoundland.
Sounds like a groovy, happening place, P

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