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| Poetry Poems, Haiku & Tanka etc. |
09-24-2003, 06:50 AM
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A Fact
I wipe my nose
with Kleenex given.
Seldom does one
borrow the sheet -
a handkerchief is best
first hand,
first nose,
first served
and not returned.
No?
EEEP
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09-24-2003, 06:52 AM
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Kleenex
Much better than Durex
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09-24-2003, 07:54 AM
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You know what I hate about kleenex? That it disintegrates into a revolting mess in the washing machine. Then if it gets into the dryer? arrrggghhh!
EEEP?
note: If you get cranky without your silk hankie you better steer clear of the squid jigging grounds.
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09-24-2003, 08:58 PM
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Cute. Nasty. but cute. Have you ever had a kleenex returned to you, do you actually want one returned--? I think not
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09-25-2003, 02:10 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by godisthyname
Kleenex
Much better than Durex
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Edited post, don't want to stoop to G's level. Sorry, if anyone saw my post just now.
SD
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09-25-2003, 02:17 PM
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You know what I hate about kleenex? That it disintegrates into a revolting mess in the washing machine. Then if it gets into the dryer? arrrggghhh!
EEEP?
I know! I hate when that happens! Damned Kleenex, viciously sneaking into every pocket, creating a right mess...and always with the dark clothes too. Buggah.
note: If you get cranky without your silk hankie you better steer clear of the squid jigging grounds.
OK. That sounded like a quote. Please enlighten the dumb one, Pen..sniff
SD 
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09-25-2003, 02:27 PM
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Hahaha!
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"The trouble with poets is they talk too much."
-Paul Mulvey
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09-25-2003, 02:30 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by godisthyname
Kleenex
Much better than Durex
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Well that depends, really. X'D
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"God says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f%#ked." --Stephen, from "Braveheart"
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09-25-2003, 02:50 PM
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SD - quote is from a song about the squid jigging grounds in Newfoundland.
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09-25-2003, 02:57 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Penelope
SD - quote is from a song about the squid jigging grounds in Newfoundland.
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Sounds like a groovy, happening place, P
SD 
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