Thread: Riding Bottle Rockets at the Rendezvous

Riding Bottle Rockets at the Rendezvous



Don’t spit champagne at people
unless
you want them to leave you alone.
It works.
Just be precious when you do it.

As you toss wine soaked napkin balls,
arrange your face in innocence
to that wet splat
against a bare back.
Corner-eye their culprit search.

Express too innocent, of course,
so they won’t allow the fun to someone else.
When they grouse,” Hey,”
simper, “What?”
Then bite your bottom lip.

There are no limits
to champagne frivolity,
acquiring friends,
and even a black pair of socks.
The laughter, the stares,
the amusing anecdotes.

Edward’s wife was not amused.
Ed was.
We toasted once
and then again
to that great old sex god in the sky.

“To Potation, may he fall to earth and inhabit our pants.”

Oh, champagne, you green bottled hot wave of tickle.
I love your mode of transportation.

Teetering, little giggles
and “Oopsy,” as bubbly spills.

Head, shoulder blades heavy at two
Legs don’t work.
So many new friends.
Offers to take me home.
Eddy poo.

“Oh, no you don’t,” warned Susie Ellen, my spoil-sport pal.
She doesn’t trust. Hates tickle.


HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hi apple. Intriguing, I should try this on my ex (maybe he'd leave me alone. Most amusing

One line caused me to pause

Express too innocent, of course,

innocent feels like it should be innocence but i'unsure.

Thanks for the read

Hello Apple,

Times to celebrate....Champagne life. All round celebration. I enjoyed the bit of humor in this piece. Thanks for the read.

Uzo......

I love you for this, Sondra, thank you, you made my day. Agree with Shadows regarding innocence, no nits aside from that. Great fun, love, particularly enjoyed your voice in this one. Happy New Year, but no champagne for you.

Thanks for joining me at the Rendezvous, I'm glad you had fun. I got so annoyed at that woman, tho. lol.

I had the hardest time trying to figure what you meant by "express too innocent" (innocence) because in the stanza before i said someting about arranging your face in innocence and then I said 'express too innocent, of course" in the next stanza. I understand now what you mean Express too much innocence, of course,. duh

thanks, shadows, Foxryder and little Lisa for reading. Hope next year is a great one for us all.

Sondra

What a naughty adventuress you are Sondra. I too loved the humorous, playful nature shown here. Hope your New Year is wonderful, hope you've practiced that 'innocent' look in the mirror to perfection.

Thank you, Cindy. I'm practicing in the mirror, because since I moved from California to the bible belt , that innocent look is imperative on New Years Eve.


Happy New Year