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    Classy drag racing
    men running in womens' clothes
    It's all in good fun

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    it's all in good fun
    and it's mostly in high heels
    flats are for seniors
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    flats are for seniors
    they aren't steady enough now
    wobbly crooked bones

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    wobbly crooken bones
    quite annoyed the skeleton
    chiropractor sought
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    Aaaargh! Distracted by client & someone beat me to it...

    (I had...
    Wobbly crooked bones
    Wire-jointed, towering high
    Tyrannosaurus!)

    Chiropractor sought
    Creaking joints and misplaced disks
    Relieving tensions
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    Relieving tensions
    of the dinosaur soothed a
    tyrannosaurus
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    tyrannosaurus
    get big, strong, MONSTER MUSCLES!!!!
    Eat sissy lizards

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    eat sissy lizards
    and weakling pterodactlys
    kick dinosaur butt
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    kick dinosaur butt
    go, King Kong, go, kill, rip, maim!
    It was no comet.

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    it was no comet
    though it had a starry tail
    celestial body
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    celestial body
    rip the sky like an old god
    bright flash consumes all

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    bright flash consumes all
    except for planet neptune
    water conquers all
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    water consumes all
    I happen to be aquatic
    i really would know

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    I really would know
    because I swim with dolphins
    whales are so jealous
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    Whales are so jealous.
    That's how fat your mother is.
    Go cry, you big wimp.

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