Thread: A different limerick game (not copied from Ollie)

It's a tick below seven on graphs
And it's less than a dozen (by halfs)
You can say two times three
All the same thing to me...
When it's followed by nine you get laughs.

Next: nicknames

When everyone has the same name
Remembering who's who is a game
Which "Bobby" is he?
No, that one's a *she*
And they've only their parents to blame


Next up: noodles

An Italian from Naples now doodles
designs for daring new noodles
he cooked up a batch
which he left in the hatch
but the noodles were eaten by poodles



New word: Blancmange

I'll try the blancmange now I think
With a goblet of water to drink
Made of almonds and cream
it is smooth as a dream
But I can't understand why it's pink!


refrigerators

I thought to get rid of a fridge
by throwing it over a bridge
when about to let go
it fell on my toe
as I dropped it when bit by a midge.





Next word: Saucer

the alien saucer fell hard
And landed right in my back yard
I'd give them jobs mowing
Or cooking and sewing
But none of them has a green card

Next word: serpent

Okay, that's enough, I'm awake!
Is that real? Holy crap, that's not fake!
Next time I oversleep
Just shake me, you creep!
Don't you dare wake me up with a snake.

Next: hangover

.

once it was over,
and still with hangover,
just after puking in sink,
he looked at the barmaid,
gave her a grin,
and ordered a gin for a drink.

next word: "drink"


(come on tie-guh, I know yer lurkin'... doan be shy..)

I thought to go for a drink
to the pub right beside the ice rink
but found it was full
of young girls on the pull
with dresses so short I did blink



Next word: Windlass

I would like to retract what I said;
It was mean, I'll be nice now instead.
My words caused so much drama
When I said that yo' mama
needs a windlass to get out of bed.

Next: insomnia

While dropping bombs, on innocents in Bosnia,
the pilot worried, he might contract insomnia.
It seems he'd heard
that Germans flying birds while dealing death
had been using something,
like shots or pills of ancient crystal meth.

(eh, sorry) Next: Nato

Kevin - That's not a limerick, try again.

2nd Try:

He thought might sleep, by counting his sheep
but he just couldn't shake the insomnia.
While playing some game, he felt rather lame
as he just couldn't rhyme with 'in Bosnia'.


How about 'snore'? Rhyme with snore...