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    I am going to be famous again said
    the one who was meant and then instead,
    got hit by a fruit,
    then hit by a root,
    poor ol' newton had bad luck and sad.


    hows this one? next: x-men!
    "I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe, so you better obey me"
    - Sarah Kerrigan

    Israeli. and no more.

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    Hank (The Beast) has some really cool feet
    And The Banshee can fly (that's so neat).
    And then there's Mystique...
    She's something unique,
    She can change how she looks, dude that's sweet!

    Next: Working hard

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    The foibles of men working hard
    Is having to keep up their guard
    For coming behind them
    Trying to find them
    Are ladies with scruples quite scarred
    I once read the back of a box of saltines. The grammar, spelling and punctuation were all perfect. The contents, however were a little bland for my taste. ~ feralpen


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    oops:

    next: the clan of O'leary
    I once read the back of a box of saltines. The grammar, spelling and punctuation were all perfect. The contents, however were a little bland for my taste. ~ feralpen


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    Feargal from the clan of O'Leary
    Woke up with his eyes really bleary
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    Are you going to finish it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zootalaws View Post
    Are you going to finish it?

    Oops! Thought I was in Olly's thread.


    Feargal from the clan of O'Leary
    Woke up with his eyes really bleary
    as he felt for his socks
    he tripped over a box
    and fell at the feet of Mick Cleary


    Next: Gurning

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    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    When gurning, a man should take care
    To not pull his lip o'er his hair
    If he does he depends
    On the strength of his friends
    A beer, some oil and a prayer!

    Next: Politicians
    Last edited by Zootalaws; 10-14-2011 at 05:33 AM.

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    The story of a professional liar
    Can be seen as one rather dire.
    But harden your hearts
    For you can see from my charts:
    They possess the veritable wit of a tyre.

    Next Topic: Defenestration.
    Last edited by Sir Roberts; 10-14-2011 at 06:28 PM.
    "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever."

    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

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    Good lord, did I kill the thread?
    "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever."

    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

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    No...

    On the subject of defenestration
    I searched for some good information
    and read on one site
    of the terrrible plight
    of Prague and a sore troubled nation.


    Next word:- imbroglio
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    Through the crowded room, Joe gently glides.
    He, while keeping his arms at his sides,
    takes a step back. His palm
    smacks the rear of Steve's mom
    accidentally! She winks, so Joe hides.

    Next "Border Crossing"

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    While involved in a fearsome imbroglio
    Fred chanced on a Shakespeare first folio
    so he did something rash
    and doled out the cash
    and thus grew his handsome portfolio.





    Next word: Insight
    Last edited by Bloggsworth; 10-28-2011 at 08:14 AM.
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    If you hear a small voice inside
    That tells you which way to decide
    more often than not
    with the info it's got
    Intuition can be a fine guide

    Next concept: the number six
    There's nothing like a simile.

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