Limerick thread

**qwertyman** · 11-11-2009, 02:39 PM

hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
Washing one's hair in a waterfall
you just need a rope
shampoo and the Pope

**Gumby** · 11-11-2009, 10:21 PM

hmph, wasn't so hard afterall
Washing one's hair in a waterfall
you just need a rope
shampoo and the Pope
and a swig from a whiskey highball

**Gumby** · 11-11-2009, 10:22 PM

The clown had a major depression

**The Backward OX** · 11-11-2009, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by qwertyman

For tea he had beans in a tart
The one that’s on offer at Wal-mart

( I swore I'd never do word games (shrug). If someone ends this with 'a fart' they get twenty de-merit marks and a George Foreman Grill.)

All I can say is, some people have suspicious minds.

**caelum** · 11-12-2009, 01:10 AM

The clown had a major depression
till he took on a cooler profession

**The Backward OX** · 11-12-2009, 02:15 AM

The clown had a major depression
till he took on a cooler profession
and met a sexy pole dancer

**Gumby** · 11-12-2009, 03:17 AM

The clown had a major depression
till he took on a cooler profession
and met a sexy pole dancer
who's nickname was Prancer

**The Backward OX** · 11-12-2009, 04:51 AM

The clown had a major depression
till he took on a cooler profession
and met a sexy pole dancer
who's nickname was Prancer
Now the dancer's the clown's main obsession.

**The Backward OX** · 11-12-2009, 04:54 AM

i comes before e except after c

**caelum** · 11-12-2009, 06:00 AM

i comes before e except after c
2 comes after r and comes after d

**qwertyman** · 11-12-2009, 08:27 AM

i comes before e except after c
2 comes after r and comes after d
K before 9

**The Backward OX** · 11-12-2009, 09:45 AM

Dey're s'posed to be limericks, Querty, ol' man. Dat means de t'ird line has six syllababubleys. T'ink of de Borlin finger an' remeber it dat way.

**qwertyman** · 11-12-2009, 12:10 PM

I piss on you syallabubs. I am an artist.

(changes to French accent) Or maybe I'm an artiste...I haven't decided yet but which ever I am, I still pissoir on your stoopid jellys.

Mon Dieu, the neck of this vache!