A streaker came onto the field
and his fate was immediately sealed
A streaker came onto the field
and his fate was immediately sealed
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
A streaker came onto the field
and his fate was immediately sealed
For while scampered over the turf in the buff
Everything I know about writing I learned from my golden retriever;
1. Try to do everything with class
2. Always be honest, even when it will get you into trouble
3. Play, play, play
4. Nap frequently
Visit the Kindle Store to check out my new book, Chase
http://www.amazon.com/Chase-ebook/dp...keywords=chase
https://www.createspace.com/4269310
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A streaker came onto the field
and his fate was immediately sealed
While he ran through the turf <---sorry the line needed shortening
Painted blue, like a smurf
A streaker came onto the field
and his fate was immediately sealed
While he ran through the turf
Painted blue, like a smurf
With Captain America's shield
"Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. Shouldn't have eaten it, really." - Milton Jones
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If the world were made of pancakes, I would give it the gift of syrup.
While curling my hair with the tongs
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
While curling my hair with the tongs
I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
While curling my hair with the tongs
I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
And my fingers got stuck
Everything I know about writing I learned from my golden retriever;
1. Try to do everything with class
2. Always be honest, even when it will get you into trouble
3. Play, play, play
4. Nap frequently
Visit the Kindle Store to check out my new book, Chase
http://www.amazon.com/Chase-ebook/dp...keywords=chase
https://www.createspace.com/4269310
http://www.writingforums.com/faq.php...and_guidelines
While curling my hair with the tongs
I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
And my fingers got stuck
when I tried a deft tuck
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
While curling my hair with the tongs
I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
And my fingers got stuck
when I tried a deft tuck
Back where it belongs in my long-johns
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
If you must peel the crust from your bread
If you must peel the crust from your bread
After scratching dandruff from your head
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
If you must peel the crust from your bread
After scratching dandruff from your head
Then please could you not
"Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. Shouldn't have eaten it, really." - Milton Jones
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If the world were made of pancakes, I would give it the gift of syrup.
If you must peel the crust from your bread
After scratching dandruff from your head
Then please could you not
drop them in the pot
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
If you must peel the crust from your bread
After scratching dandruff from your head
Then please could you not
drop them in the pot
as your life's hanging on by a thread
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
While walking alone down The Strand
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
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