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    A streaker came onto the field
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    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    A streaker came onto the field
    and his fate was immediately sealed
    For while scampered over the turf in the buff
    Everything I know about writing I learned from my golden retriever;

    1. Try to do everything with class
    2. Always be honest, even when it will get you into trouble
    3. Play, play, play
    4. Nap frequently

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    A streaker came onto the field
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    While he ran through the turf <---sorry the line needed shortening
    Painted blue, like a smurf

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    A streaker came onto the field
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    While he ran through the turf
    Painted blue, like a smurf
    With Captain America's shield
    "Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. Shouldn't have eaten it, really." - Milton Jones
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    While curling my hair with the tongs
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    While curling my hair with the tongs
    I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs

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    While curling my hair with the tongs
    I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
    And my fingers got stuck
    Everything I know about writing I learned from my golden retriever;

    1. Try to do everything with class
    2. Always be honest, even when it will get you into trouble
    3. Play, play, play
    4. Nap frequently

    Visit the Kindle Store to check out my new book, Chase

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    While curling my hair with the tongs
    I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
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    when I tried a deft tuck
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    While curling my hair with the tongs
    I sprayed on some stuff which prolongs
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    Back where it belongs in my long-johns
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
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    If you must peel the crust from your bread
    After scratching dandruff from your head
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
    http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
    Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.

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    If you must peel the crust from your bread
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    Then please could you not
    "Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. Shouldn't have eaten it, really." - Milton Jones
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    If the world were made of pancakes, I would give it the gift of syrup.

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    If you must peel the crust from your bread
    After scratching dandruff from your head
    Then please could you not
    drop them in the pot
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
    http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
    Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.

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    If you must peel the crust from your bread
    After scratching dandruff from your head
    Then please could you not
    drop them in the pot
    as your life's hanging on by a thread
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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    While walking alone down The Strand
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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