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to shoot down an elegant pun.
The pun dodged the bullet
two ducks and a pullet
The man on the line fired a gun
to shoot down an elegant pun.
The pun dodged the bullet
two ducks and a pullet
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
The man on the line fired a gun
to shoot down an elegant pun.
The pun dodged the bullet
aimed a bun at a pullet
The man on the line fired a gun
to shoot down an elegant pun.
The pun dodged the bullet
two ducks and a pullet,
So the pun in this limerick won.
There was a young lady from Queens
There was a young lady from Queens
in truth barely out of her teens
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
There was a young lady from Queens
in truth barely out of her teens,
But out for some fun
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
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There was a young lady from Queens
in truth barely out of her teens,
But out for some fun
she went on a run
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
There was a young lady from Queens
in truth barely out of her teens,
But out for some fun
she went on a run
In hot pants with lurid designs
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
Queens, teens, designs... ohmygawd.
There was a young man from Nantucket
There was a young man from Nantucket
Ate peeled prawns from a bucket
A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Read-For-T...0461285&sr=1-1
http://www.lulu.com/shop/oliver-buck...-18812406.html
Read the reviews, its cheaper on Lulu, on the other hand you pay postage.
There was a young man from Nantucket
who carried his brains in a bucket
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
There was a young man from Nantucket
who carried his brains in a bucket.
It's not very full
There was a young man from Nantucket
who carried his brains in a bucket.
It's not very full
though wrapped up in wool
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
There was a young man from Nantucket
who carried his brains in a bucket.
It's not very full
though wrapped up in wool
It's too bad he forgot where he stuck it
There's nothing like a simile.
I once spent the night with a blonde
A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
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