Limerick thread

[Nellie]

I've been stocking my underground dwelling
With unguents and creams for a swelling
'Cause I know full well
That it's HOT there in hell
And soon enough I will be expelling.

[Nellie]

I passed through the town of Purgatory

[obi_have]

I passed through the town of Purgatory
Made a stop to make use of the lavatory.

[Gumby]

I passed through the town of Purgatory
Made a stop to make use of the lavatory
but in place of T.P.

[obi_have]

I passed through the town of Purgatory
Made a stop to make use of the lavatory
but in place of T.P.
Was a picture of me

[Nellie]

I passed through the town of Purgatory
Made a stop to make use of the lavatory
but in place of T.P.
Was a picture of me
that used to hang at the conservatory.

[Nellie]

A little ole lady won the lottery

[obi_have]

A little ole lady won the lottery;
The prize was a shelf for her pottery.

[Olly Buckle]

A little ole lady won the lottery;
The prize was a shelf for her pottery.
She'd hoped for five grand

[Bloggsworth]

A little ole lady won the lottery;
The prize was a shelf for her pottery.
She'd hoped for five grand
and a parcel of land

[obi_have]

A little ole lady won the lottery;
The prize was a shelf for her pottery.
She'd hoped for five grand
and a parcel of land...
Not a shelf which was crooked and tottery.

[obi_have]

The eggplants which grow in my garden

[Olly Buckle]

The eggplants which grow in my garden
Have fruits which rounden and harden

[jonius]

The eggplants which grow in my garden
Have fruits which rounden and harden
Taste to say least like a heart-breakers feast

[Bloggsworth]

The eggplants which grow in my garden
Have fruits which rounden and harden
Taste to say least like a heart-breakers feast
well leavened with yeast