Limerick thread

[Chester's Daughter]

Puppies push their noses against glass

[Potty]

Puppies push their noses against glass
and sometimes up each others ass.

[shedpog329]

Puppies push their noses against glass
and sometimes up each others ass.
I figured I'd try

[obi_have]

Puppies push their noses against glass
and sometimes up each others ass.
I figured I'd try
To figure out why

[Chester's Daughter]

Puppies push their noses against glass
and sometimes up each others ass.
I figured I'd try
To figure out why
instinctual urges must be so crass

[obi_have]

Just a week until Leap Year, hooray!

[Chester's Daughter]

This year's twelfth month will be telling

[obi_have]

This year's twelfth month will be telling
Is that fire and brimstone I'm smelling?

[james89000]

This year's twelfth month will be telling
Is that fire and brimstone I'm smelling?
Should we prepare for the worst?

[obi_have]

This year's twelfth month will be telling
Is that fire and brimstone I'm smelling?
Should we prepare for the worst
On December 21st?

[Olly Buckle]

See my comment on the 'chat' page

This year's twelfth month will be telling
Is that fire and brimstone I'm smelling?
Prepare for the worst
The short twenty first

[obi_have]

This year's twelfth month will be telling
Is that fire and brimstone I'm smelling?
Prepare for the worst
The short twenty first
I've been stocking my underground dwelling.

[Bloggsworth]

I've been stocking my underground dwelling
With unguents and creams for a swelling

[Olly Buckle]

I've been stocking my underground dwelling
With unguents and creams for a swelling
'Cause I know full well

[obi_have]

I've been stocking my underground dwelling
With unguents and creams for a swelling
'Cause I know full well
That it's HOT there in hell