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  1. 01-21-2012, 08:11 PM #3691
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    An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
    craved the cooler climate of Juneau
    so he packed some snowshoes
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    An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
    craved the cooler climate of Juneau
    so he packed some snowshoes
    and gallons of booze
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.
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    An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
    craved the cooler climate of Juneau
    so he packed some snowshoes
    and gallons of booze
    and a girl llama who was numero uno.
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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
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  5. 01-22-2012, 01:02 AM #3695
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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
    whom in secret, sported a corset
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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
    who, under his shirt, wore a corset





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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
    who, under his shirt, wore a corset
    His man-boobs were a size
    There's nothing like a simile.
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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
    who, under his shirt, wore a corset
    His man-boobs were a size
    Rarely seen among guys
    I like to say things a little differently.
    I'm retelling the tale...the entire Star Wars Saga in limerick form.
    I also retell current events and news items - Headline Limericks.
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    A certain young lad lived in Dorset
    who, under his shirt, wore a corset
    His man-boobs were a size
    Rarely seen among guys
    till his bossom poped out the gazette
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    There was a young gal named manuela
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    There was a young gal named manuela
    Who never was kind to her fella.
    I like to say things a little differently.
    I'm retelling the tale...the entire Star Wars Saga in limerick form.
    I also retell current events and news items - Headline Limericks.
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  12. 01-28-2012, 12:13 AM #3702
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    There was a young gal named manuela
    Who never was kind to her fella.
    Then she met Bubba
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    There was a young gal named manuela
    Who never was kind to her fella.
    Then she met Bubba
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  14. 01-28-2012, 04:28 AM #3704
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    There was a young gal named manuela
    Who never was kind to her fella.
    Then she met Bubba
    Found out about rubber
    Then read Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
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    A limerick for Bridport was written
    A Read for the Train, a collection of short stories, flash fiction and verse. Its cheaper on Lulu, 25% discount.
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