Limerick thread

[Nellie]

I am so happy that it is finally Friday
Time for a weekend get away
So pack your pajamas
For the Bahamas

[obi_have]

I am so happy that it is finally Friday
Time for a weekend get away
So pack your pajamas
For the Bahamas
And a spare pair of undies, I say.

[Softscience]

There once was a manic-depressive

[obi_have]

There once was a manic-depressive
Who's mood swings were quick and impressive

[Nellie]

There once was a manic-depressive
Who's mood swings were quick and impressive
She thought she was Eve

[obi_have]

There once was a manic-depressive
Who's mood swings were quick and impressive
She thought she was Eve
And attempted to weave

[Softscience]

a cloth sack for her baggage so massive



(ok, its a forced rhyme, but whatev

[obi_have]

new one

There were three cans of beer in the fridge

[Softscience]

But that night was a drive cross the bridge

[Bloggsworth]

The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
So we quickly went out to buy tonic
through the aisles we did dash
with a handful of cash

[obi_have]

There were three cans of beer in the fridge
But that night was a drive cross the bridge.
So the three cans of beer

[Elidor]

There were three cans of beer in the fridge
But that night was a drive cross the bridge
So the three cans of beer
made a dash for the pier

[Bloggsworth]

There were three cans of beer in the fridge
But that night was a drive cross the bridge
So the three cans of beer
made a dash for the pier

while slapping a pestilent midge

[Elidor]

A fish by the name of McGee

[Elidor]

The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
So we quickly went out to buy tonic
through the aisles we did dash
with a handful of cash
(it's a good thing our legs were bionic!)