Limerick thread

**obi_have** · 05-28-2011, 08:34 AM

Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charlotte
In her youth she was a famed harlot
But she met her demise

**Nellie** · 05-28-2011, 02:50 PM

Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charlotte
In her youth she was a famed harlot
But she met her demise
And revealed her disguise

**TheFuhrer02** · 05-28-2011, 03:57 PM

Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charlotte
In her youth she was a famed harlot
But she met her demise
And revealed her disguise
She was actually a Roman zealot.

That didn't make sense, did it.

**caelum** · 05-29-2011, 02:09 AM

If it can't take serious examination, it is false wit! Although I'm sure there are aunts out there so old fashioned they're practically Roman.

Englebert Humperdink sang

**obi_have** · 05-29-2011, 08:09 AM

Englebert Humperdink sang
He's the yin to Mick Jagger's wild yang

**Jinxi** · 05-30-2011, 07:35 AM

Englebert Humperdink sang
He's the yin to Mick Jagger's wild yang
Singing to be loved again

**obi_have** · 05-30-2011, 09:47 AM

Englebert Humperdink sang
He's the yin to Mick Jagger's wild yang
Singing to be loved again
It reminded me when

**Chester's Daughter** · 05-30-2011, 03:42 PM

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Englebert Humperdink sang
He's the yin to Mick Jagger's wild yang
Singing to be loved again
It reminded me when
ladies threw knickers in hopes of a bang

**obi_have** · 05-30-2011, 11:38 PM

Chester's Daughter turned our poem into smut

**caelum** · 05-31-2011, 05:28 PM

Chester's Daughter turned our poem into smut
She's no princess who'll huff or who'll tut

**obi_have** · 05-31-2011, 09:02 PM

Chester's Daughter turned our poem into smut
She's no princess who'll huff or who'll tut
But in fact, she's quite crass

**Chester's Daughter** · 06-01-2011, 01:05 AM

ADULT CONTENT AGAIN:

Chester's Daughter turned our poem into smut
She's no princess who'll huff or who'll tut
But in fact, she's quite crass
and she doesn't kiss ...
cease and desist or she'll kick your butt

I'm kidding, of course, dear gentlemen. All in good fun, yes? Thanks for including my apostrophe, Obi, and thanks for the compliment Cae, very clever, guys.