Limerick thread

[ash somers]

The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
So we quickly went out to buy tonic
through the aisles we did dash
To find the secret stash

[The Backward OX]

The mentor from East Sussex was chronic
So we quickly went out to buy tonic
through the aisles we did dash
To find the secret stash
That will change him into laconic.

[caelum]

May I take the liberty of starting?

Raoul was a hitman from Holland

[ash somers]

Raoul was a hitman from Holland
Who lied as his real name was Roland

[Gumby]

Raoul was a hit man from Holland
Who lied as his real name was Roland
With his gun in his hand

[Foxee]

Raoul was a hit man from Holland
Who lied as his real name was Roland
With his gun in his hand
wearing pink contraband


(I THINK I JUST STEERED THIS LIMERICK OFF A CLIFF)

[Gumby]

Raoul was a hit man from Holland
Who lied as his real name was Roland
With his gun in his hand
wearing pink contraband
He was sweeter than honey from pollen

[Gumby]

There was an old hippie from Soho

[caelum]

There was an old hippie from Soho
Who yesterday told his wife, "No, hoe!"

[Foxee]

There was an old hippie from Soho
Who yesterday told his wife, "No, hoe!"
She planted some beans

[Cran]

There was an old hippie from Soho
Who yesterday told his wife, "No, hoe!"
She planted some beans
both yellows and greens

[The Backward OX]

There was an old hippie from Soho
Who yesterday told his wife, "No, hoe!"
She planted some beans
both yellows and greens
Which she ate. To the can she must now go.

[Olly Buckle]

I'm enjoying this, not quite so highbrow but it's almost as good as Ash's cinquain thread.

A Presbyterian preacher from Perth

[The Backward OX]

*ash's word*

[ash somers]

A Presbyterian preacher from Perth
Not renowned for his gaiety or mirth