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    Quote Originally Posted by The Backward OX View Post
    I do so wish that all these people who insist on including lines with the wrong number of syllables and incorrect meter would just go away
    Ox, if you don't want people to get your goat, don't show them where it's tied.
    "PS: don't take technical advice about cold fusion from someone who can't spell fuzhun."

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    Quote Originally Posted by vangoghsear View Post
    Ox, if you don't want people to get your goat, don't show them where it's tied.
    I will have to remember that one.

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    There once was an Ox with a goat

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    There once was an Ox with a goat
    who cried wolf, till he got a sore throat

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    There once was an Ox with a goat
    who cried wolf, till he got a sore throat
    At his tether's end

    I was once told that goats dislike eating where they have walked, so if you tether them you make it a little longer each day and they eat a gradually widening circle at the end of their tether. It might be true.
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    I think there's a message in there somewhere

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    There once was an Ox with a goat
    who cried wolf, till he got a sore throat
    At his tether's end
    and frayed till it rends
    "PS: don't take technical advice about cold fusion from someone who can't spell fuzhun."

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    There once was an Ox with a goat
    who cried wolf, till he got a sore throat
    At his tether's end
    and frayed till it rends
    just look at the waves hit this boat

    Really couldn't come up with something there =\. Let's get a new one going . This one's just brimming with possibilities.

    A one and a two and a three
    Let's see if my above post is deleted without explanation. Wouldn't be the first time.

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    oops

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    A one and a two and a three
    Add up to a six don't you see
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    A one and a two and a three
    Add up to a six don't you see
    Unless you're a poet

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    A one and a two and a three
    Add up to a six don't you see
    Unless you're a poet
    Who won't outright show it
    Let's see if my above post is deleted without explanation. Wouldn't be the first time.

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    A one and a two and a three
    Add up to a six don't you see
    Unless you're a poet
    Who won't outright show it
    But can not count syllables, see
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    Crested Roos that come from Australia
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    Author's Note:
    Very poor taste. Members of Adventist Church should avert their eyes.








    Crested Roos that come from Australia
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