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    An astronaut leaving from Houston
    He sipped from his straw in a juice tin
    But not reading the label
    Which said "Product of Babel"
    Meant Houston heard babble and confusion

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    The Barbary Ape of Gibraltar

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    The Barbary Ape of Gibraltar
    If he caught you might make your eyes water

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    The Barbary Ape of Gibraltar
    If he caught you might make your eyes water
    he could hug you so hard

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    The Barbary Ape of Gibraltar
    If he caught you might make your eyes water
    he could hug you so hard
    that your guts turn to lard
    Let's see if my above post is deleted without explanation. Wouldn't be the first time.

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    The Barbary Ape of Gibraltar
    If he caught you might make your eyes water
    he could hug you so hard
    that your guts turn to lard
    as he carries you off to the altar
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    LOL
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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces

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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces
    who drank Margaritas in deuces

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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces
    who drank Margaritas in deuces
    she raised up her glass

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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces
    who drank Margaritas in deuces
    she raised up her glass
    and gave the bar sass

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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces
    who drank Margaritas in deuces
    she raised up her glass
    and gave the bar sass
    her excuse is that deuces induces.

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    Oh, very well put indeed.


    And, no, that isn't an entry. Not enough syllables.

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    There was a young girl from Las Cruces
    who drank Margaritas in deuces
    she raised up her glass
    and gave the bar sass
    her excuse, that deuces induces

    Okay Ox, is that better?

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    This thread rules, man.

    through the bushes I see the gorilla
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