Limerick thread

[The Backward OX]

It'll be the 'you're' he's got his knickers in a knot about.

You really are gullible, aren't you? It's my belief she knew all the time. Just like mod speaks OX, I speak ash.

[Gumby]

The dude in cool threads, wearing long dreads
Has left off his meds, and now he has fled
to the 'underground scene'

[Like a Fox]

You really are gullible, aren't you? It's my belief she knew all the time. Just like mod speaks OX, I speak ash.

I don't think so.

[ash somers]

oh let's amuse him, Like a Fox, what else has he got to look forward too?

OX? Does this mean you've been brushing up on your garbled inter alia jabberwocky?

I find this absolutely incredulous, considering the flak you've given me all these years. *pffft*

The dude in cool threads, wearing long dreads
Has left off his meds, and now he has fled
to the 'underground scene'
swaying to 'dancing queen'

[moderan]

The dude in cool threads, wearing long dreads
Has left off his meds, and now he has fled
to the 'underground scene'
swaying to 'dancing queen'
when he should have stayed peaceful in bed

[Olly Buckle]

Nice one folks. I love that, I posted a first line, went to bed, it went aroung the world, and in the morning a completed limerick awaits me. Something about the net still appeals to the little boy in me, I suppose the next generation will just see it as normal and the magic will be lost, but it will pop up somewhere else.

[Foxee]

I dunno, Ollie, I love that aspect, too. The limericks especially are fun.


There once was a frustrated gardener

[vangoghsear]

There once was a frustrated gardener
who spread down some concrete and hardener

[moderan]

There once was a frustrated gardener
who spread down some concrete and hardener
the weeds still appeared

[Gumby]

There once was a frustrated gardener
who spread down some concrete and hardener
the weeds still appeared
thumbed their nose, then jeered

[vangoghsear]

There once was a frustrated gardener
who spread down some concrete and hardener
the weeds still appeared
thumbed their nose, then jeered
So he's weeding with a pick axe and sharpener

[fix]

Really enjoyed reading this thread.

Here's a starter to you.

A nun with a liking for wine

[moderan]

A nun with a liking for wine
sat down with some fruit of the vine

[Foxee]

A nun with a liking for wine
sat down with some fruit of the vine
gently, she hiccuped

[fix]

A nun with a liking for wine
sat down with some fruit of the vine
gently, she hiccuped
Burped n then barfed up