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    Ocean challenge

    Chestersdaughter has chosen a subject rather than a first line for our new challenge, and that is:-

    The Ocean

    That is a wide subject, please post your entries below.

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    The boy stood on the burning deck
    His back was to the mast
    He swore he wouldn’t leave that place
    ‘Til Elton John went past
    But Elton was a wily lad -
    He threw the boy a plum
    And when he stooped to pick it up
    He gave the boy some corporal punishment.



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    Olly and Querty and OX one night
    Sailed off in a paper boat,
    Sailed off on a ocean of foamy waves
    And found that their boat wouldn’t float.

    “Please rescue us,” they cried in alarm
    To the crew of a ship passing by.
    But that crew, you see, were pirates three
    Each a blonde with a gleam in her eye.

    ...and as this is a family forum it may be prudent to call a halt to the poem at this point.
    Last edited by The Backward OX; 01-14-2010 at 10:19 AM.

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    Now I know how Jessica Watson must feel. I'm all alone on the cruel sea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MeeQ View Post
    There is a slightly different version i used to sing in the Navy STOP
    RAN, I assume?

    That’d be the one that ends:

    “So if you want to root yourself (Those poxy Poms in the RN don't know the word)
    Use the candle on the shelf

    Ship Ahoy! Candle joy.”

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    *For a friend who saw the writing on the wall, his nation transforming into a police state, and headed off to sea.*

    Navigation

    (for Keith)

    Speak
    if you wish
    of rights
    and privilege.
    Of revolution
    and arms.
    Of shots fired,
    bodies counted,
    tides turned.

    Speak on.
    You may as well speak.
    It hurts nothing
    after all.

    Here
    is something better
    something true
    held in one hand.
    Here in one hand
    one hand, one mind
    a road to freedom
    moral retribution
    held in one hand.

    Laugh, go ahead.
    You may as well laugh.
    It hurts nothing
    after all.

    Laugh.
    It may be funny.
    Freedom in
    a knife
    a hank of rope
    a wind at my back
    and a map of stars
    in my mind.
    To all those offended by my sense of humor I offer these delightful alternatives, surely appealing to even the most gossamer and pixie-like of fancies:
    The Napoleon Of Notting Hill by G.K. Chesterton
    Captain Stormfield's Visit To Heaven by Mark Twain
    Enjoy!

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    As a child it chilled me
    Chattering teeth and thin towels
    After on a windy beach
    Trying to regain inner body heat
    Behind the breakwater.
    Later, nose streaming salt water,
    Remember the wet bit
    Of the world.

    As an young man,
    In far warmer climes,
    And more prosperous times,
    I skipped wave tops in a catamaran
    Encountered freshwater springs
    In sub aquatic limestone caves
    And large deep sea fish
    Or skimmed on a ski
    Across the wet bit
    Of the world.

    Now, visiting friends, beside the sea
    I slip slide and stagger down shingle
    My back to the pavilion, facing the sea
    Until it comes within my limited range
    And I throw some of the dry bit
    Into the wet bit
    Of the world

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