Bouquet


Flowers and roses my heart presupposes

And makes my intentions quite clear

Roses and flowers sent to you by the hour

Says that I love you my dear.



But flowers and roses make us scratch our noses

For Spring is as close as a sneeze

And there’s been inflation all over the nation

On flowers and roses and cheese



So try to imagine a bouquet in a flagon

Sitting up proudly in state

For if you’re thinking you’ll smell a snapdragon

I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait.

(My wife wasn't amused) - doghouse reilly