Thread: Cavity Search

The nursemaids craft alibis, canny,
And the thieves know to cover their fanny.
But to clear the above
You'll need lube and a glove
And start searching in each crook and nanny.

(Spooner is rolling over in his grave...)

Disclaimer: I slept through all my english classes

Nice, only suggestion would be maybe say "Bring lube and a glove" instead of "You'll need lube and a glove" just to keep both lines at five syllbles, reads a little smoother?

The syllables, I counted six,
(To throw myself into the mix)
"But to clear the a-bove"
It fits like a glove,
There really seems nothing to fix.

I'm unsure of the alibis, canny part...
Not that I ever thought myself smart.
I enjoyed the lore,
But was hoping for more,
For to me it seemed like a good start.

JRB