Thread: Fam-lee - a holiday limmerick(very naughty words-vulgar language)

Which clan is worse? I dread this day
hide your purse, whilst they stay

Oh, here she comes, your lovely mother
who cannot care, for a-nother
How 'bout yours? that selfish bitch,
who only loves, the very rich.

Which leads of course, to dear ol' Dad
which wife is this? (he's such the cad)
She smells like piss, my god she's old!
I hear she has, lots of gold.

And here he comes, sweet husband dear
your brother Scott, who smells like rear.
With bulging belly, and blackened gob,
would he but bathe? that stinking slob


He smells like poo, I will admit
Yes, it's true, he smells like shit
But does that top, your old Aunt Mable
who wipes her snot, under the table?

Okay, that's bad, I will agree
but not the worst, of my fam-lee.
There is her son, who gets his kicks
from shooting guns, to score a fix
How 'bout her daughter, the one who shot'er?
-t'was her son, who held the gun.

Have they released, that sweet young girl
your little niece, for stealing pearls?
Oh no, not yet, she just got caught
for forging checks, and selling pot

Well then it's settled, there's one thing left:

Bring out the beer, set out the wine,
fill all the troughs. We'll feed the swine!

Tonight my dear, we will but dine
though once a year, their yours and mine.