Thread: the night stocker

Authorities reportedly, arrested predawn

an Old Man who they tackled, out on the lawn.

Break and enter he did, to the home of some kid

for reasons, that as of yet are unknown.

With a laugh and a smile, strange clothes are his style,

it is said that he's touched in the head.

He waits for the children, to climb into their beds,

before sneaking 'round in the dark.

A special interest takes he, wants to 'know' them says he,

to find out if they've been good or not nice.

Give them gifts and the like, a new doll or a bike

or some other such non-sense says he

So parents beware

and be sure to check twice, before shutting off lights

that the bolts and the locks are all tight,

or else, you might find

in the middle of the night,

a man of strange ilk who might dine on your cookies, and drink all your milk.

Ah, this one gave me a chuckle this morning, very funny. Loved the title too!

I agree with Gumby across the board, giggling here. I also love the very clever title which brought Richard Ramirez to mind for a moment. lol. I got a kick out of that. Welcome to the forums, Kevin!

Best,
Lisa

I had a good laugh. This is what Santa would be if he was real.

mission accomplished happy creepy holidays