An event from my life... Hilarious, I got to witness this
One time, my friend Crowbar and I were sitting in front of the Holly. The holly is an old movie theater in Dahlonega, I was like 17 I think, anyway Crow was talking about how he had never gotten laid and just as he finished talking,
Out of nowhere, a bird shit a huge white gooey wad on his shorts. He stood up and it ran down his leg! He threw his hands up and said, well that is just fucking great! Isn’t it, fuck!
Then he went inside to clean of the shit.
I remember it clearly, especially all the kids that were under seven years old. With their mouths wide, open. The little kids Looking at their parents, as if they had just witnessed Santa nailed by a bus right before their eyes.
I’m sure now, when all the kids think about Shrek they’ll remember Crow freaking out and scaring the shit out of them. Poor kids traumatized and scared for their life! And for what reason? Because one horny kid who couldn’t dip his chips, in some willing girls salsa.
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