A Simple Man

The highly civilized matriarchal confederation known as Iroquois contained five (or six, depending on source) extended family long-house-building native american tribes whose territory drooped like a scrotum under Lake Ontario(which is definitely un-circumcised and ever-erect pointing west).

You should also note that contained within this region is an area known as the Finger Lakes , also locally known as the hand of God.

Following this frivolous logic, you must conclude that God has his hand on His balls, and the Iroquois people (of whom I proudly claim heritage) are indeed God's ejaculate. This should be considered a proud honor, to carry God's best seed to the world!

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A Simple Man

Through my own prayerful consideration, I was left with the impression that God laughed at this piece.

On another forum I was quite harshly accused of blasphemy in it's worst form, and was told that I would never be forgiven for such even if I should beg.

I did review "blasphemy", "irreverence", and "profanity" as a result, and had to agree that the piece is definitely controversial.

I am eager for your opinions:

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Loulou

Along with God I laughed long and loud at this piece!
"Un-circumcised and ever-erect pointing west".... loved this! Change the west to east and it sounds like my hubby.
People are so damned sensitive about 'God.' If there is a God then he or she probably pours him or herself a large gin on regular occasions and laughs at all the idiots who think that he or she has no sense of humour.

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A Simple Man

I got into an argument once over whether God was a pinochle or bridge player.

Bridge. Hands down. Duplicate, of course.

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Raging_Hopeful

Heh heh heh. The more controversial, the better, some will say. I often say the same but often with less panache and clumsier execution. How have you been? I went skydiving for a while, and discovered birds are better at flying than I... but school is going well. Hope life does the same for you.

Cheers,
Linz

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mammamaia

i'm still laughing, you are forgiven for being brilliantly brazen!

askwali [hopi 'thank you!']... love and hugs, maia

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