Conversation Between spider8 and bazz cargo

Have you been spying on my bruv's Facebook page?

I am spreading a rumour you have ear wigs.

I know your brother has a toenail fetish! I know, but I won't tell.

Hi Spider,
It is a joy to have you back.

I'm not keen on judging. My skills are insufficient for the job and I think I make LaFox nervous. Still the quality of the competitors is getting better. My stuff will never get a gold now. Ho hum.

Rude message of the day; The Backward Ox wants you for a toyboy...Yay!

Hi, Bazz - just been without a comp for nearly two weeks. Got a new one now. How did you like judging that LM? I haven't even been on there this year yet. I'll look it up soon...

Ya mother wears army boots!

It's nice to see you around. Makes me feel more at home. You were here before me and I kind of think of you as one of the fixtures and fittings. I should drive by here more often. Leave rude messages. Graffiti your environment.

Hey! you're back! Great!

Hi Spidy,
Missed your reply, I should have looked in on you before now. Sorry.

It is kind of you to think I am not a sloppy thinker. There are moments when I can see something deep within the firework display that passes for my imagination. And my improper sense of humour will often kick-start something that takes me for an interesting ride.

It is one thing to have something to say, it is another to say it well, and another to say it so people will go WOW. I want them to go WOW, so I seek to educate myself.

I value your friendship, your willingness to spend time helping me, your support. If I can reciprocate, I will.

And Oxy aint so bad. He just likes to use a cattle prod.

All the best in the new year.
Andy.

Merry Brussels Sproutmess, ( the veggies are after me).

Greetings oh great, wise, eight legged one,
Thanks for the help.

Backward Ox is right, I am a sloppy writer. I know these things now, I just can't get them to behave.

And I also have trouble reading, it gets really bad when I'm tired, and these days I am nearly always exhausted. Hopefully over Xmas I can get a few lie-ins.

See you round matey.