You will be put on the naughty step. It happens to me all the time.
Quieter without you. I like a bit of noise.
I have had many years of practice.
I'm sure you could get a tow.
You could always migrate.
Situation normal. It's bl...very cold here, my little chap has to wear a warm coat for walkies.
Causing chaos wherever we go. How's the furry tribe in your home?
I am still doing good, still have a healthy appetite and being witty!