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    Yeah, and I'm glad. Anything but "Ink Slinger." Always hated that handle. How'd it happen?
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    Hey Kath! Your avatar throws my head for a spin. Harley Quinn was my first fictional crush. So hot. You wouldn't happen to have a matching costume of your own, would you?? Anywho, now that I've made you sufficiently creeped out, I bid my adieu! Had fun reading your interview. First time I've read any of your writing, too. Laters!
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    Miss me? I do. Silly silly M.S.P
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    You gonna contribute this time? I keep waiting for an awesome read....
  5. Merry Christmas LAF!
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    I have some bullets for you. Weee?

    - You have a new super fan... creepy.

    - I miss your balls.

    - I miss your climatic attention

    - I want my muse.

    - My split personality has abandoned me.

    - Chaos!

    - Haaaaaaaa…aaaa

    - I have no one left to save me from myself, I blame Jesus.

    Pew Pew Pew. I miss you.
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    Long time no interaction.Just wanted to say that I've just reread all of our VMs like a mildly creepy guy. I really enjoyed it. You're incredibly f-ing awesome. I cringed at my responses because I'm a fanny, but all of yours were so witty and creative and generally great. So... congratulations and stuff.Also: I love you. Genuinely. You should probably find it a wee bit strange considering we've never touched fingertips. Or met. Mostly the second one.
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    Is it odd that I'd sincerely like to get a plane over there just to chill the f out with you? Okay, I lied. What I really want to do is a little more feminine. Although it's not exclusively a feminine thing to do. I think. Not sure. Anyway, I want to liehug with you for hours. It'd be specially special. I hope I know you well enough to know that you're weird enough to not want to phone the police on me for saying these creepy things. To me they're just nice, though, so I guess the main thing is that I hope you're smiling as you read whilst also nodding and agreeing completely. Not that my presence is anywhere near as desirable as yours. Just that I'm kind of cool, that's all.I only have two more things to say. So if I'm boring you, don't be too upset. If you're extremely bored just skip reading the rest 'cause it's not really important.
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    #1:I have a strong urge. Haha. Kind of tempted to just leave that as it is. But I won't. I have a strong urge to adopt the super * persona thing I have in the bag when I'm talking to you. Make me seem a bit cooler. Don't know why. Don't know why I'm telling you. But there it is. In your face. And eyes. Ripe for the plucking. Which, by the by, acts as a nice transitional for...#2:I'm 18 now. Since I'm not jail bait, does that make me completely uninteresting? You risk junky. I don't mind if you don't want to shag me any more 'cause I'm beautiful. I don't like sex and I'm sh* at it anyway. I should probably not be a human. I'm sh* at that too.Aye. Cyberhugs and whatnot.
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    L-L-L-L-L-L-Like a Fox. (meant to be sung to the tune of Beastie Boys Check It Out). I just used six hyphens - just for you. (Gave that b some hyphens - bs love hyphens). Is that even how you spell hyphen? Zif I'd know! Yay LM judging finished! Shotty not judging the next one!!! X.
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I wear lots of eye shadow. If I weren't a girl I'd be an excellent drag queen.
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Writing (if that's what you can call something I talk about and never actually do).
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Cash Converters "Personal Finance Officer" - Aspiring writer
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Something on my Mind

by Like a Fox on 10-20-2010 at 02:42 PM
Six weeks ago six words undid me.

"We all have to stop pretending."

Three hours ago it was three.

"... in her brain".

See I've been saying "Mum has cancer" on and off for the better part of the last four years, and in fact rewind seventeen years and I could say it then too. And sometimes it hits me and it means a lot, and other times it's just how I explain my inability to empathise with some petty drama.
My

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Dry Your Eyes, Mate

by Like a Fox on 05-09-2010 at 05:54 AM
The tears that have been spilled on my counter are countless.
I wrote that in a story once.

If I sit here and think, for a moment, about all the customers I have seen cry, there's a great big messy montage of me handing tissues out. To Maggie, to Moiretta, to Mrs. Burke. To Lee, to Linda, to the woman with the black eye in her customer photo.
To so many more than that.

To the woman whose son was covered in cigarette burns thanks to the teenagers at the

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Strangers Hate Me

by Like a Fox on 05-07-2010 at 08:41 AM
Hate me once, shame on you. Hate me twice, probably just a coincidence.
Hate me three times?.. What the hell am I doing wrong?

There must be something about my conduct, or my face, or my essence - that some people just can't stand.
The other night I was pulling into the supermarket parking lot, it was after 6pm and it was dark.
A man was lurking in between cars, playing the invisible pedestrian game.
As I pulled into the lot, I stopped to let him walk

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She Wears a Flower in her Hair

by Like a Fox on 05-03-2010 at 03:57 PM
Rosie Cahill is a crazy old bat, with swollen man hands and a flower in her hair.
She says that she's an artist, a dressmaker, and she used to be quite pretty.
She sometimes wears a lot of make up and says she thinks of me when she puts the blue on her lids.
But hers isn't neat like mine, and she sweats a lot.
One time I had to give her my mirror and a tissue, because it was streaking down her face and I knew she'd cry if she got home and realised.
She cries enough

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Updated 05-03-2010 at 05:39 PM by Like a Fox

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Cashies Serenade

by Like a Fox on 04-29-2010 at 04:11 AM
In my office my hiccupping co-worker and I just got serenaded by a man in a purple T-Shirt.
His eyes were crossed, his jeans were acid-wash, and his tune was half-baked at best.

He asked first if he could sing to us, which was nice.
Other times I've been serenaded against my will by shirtless boys and air guitars.
Today he asked, and I said, "For how long?" He said, "For sixty seconds."
"Go ahead then."

He sang

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Updated 04-30-2010 at 08:37 AM by Like a Fox

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