i have two questions i need you to answer:
1. what's it like to be sexeh?
2. what's it like to be mysterious?
3. why'm i being slightly illiterate?
4. if i were to appear in front of you right now wearing a banana outfit, would you stab me with a meat cleaver or attempt to eat me?
5. i'm beginning to laugh @ the lengths you'll go to when you're bored, are you?
7. i missed 6, did you notice?
6. here it is. how're you today?
8. plz roplie?
I don't get the socially acceptable thing you said?
I'm always good. Shame you'll never know. I hate the metric system. It's like a big, fuck off wall pissing in my face yelling, "Haha, Fox is on the other side, biatch!"
It makes me want to cry.
Oh and how're you doing? I haven't spoken to you in a while. Emphasis on I. Sorry.
Are you being good?
Looks to me like you're flirting with Dreamy.
I'd be upset if it weren't so much more socially acceptable this way.
But it is. Haha
Hope you're happy, wee lad.
it's quiet... too quiet
You is sexy.
Hello estranged one.
I've missed your banter yet again.
What on earth is keeping you from me?
I must seek it out and destroy it immediately.
Preferrably from here somehow, because I am broke.
That's not true I'm just trying to make each line longer.
But only by a little bit which is why I couldn't finish that last.
Oops did it again, unfinished sentences for you boyo. Love Kath x
Hello... Master Manipulator.
Dildo. You already encompass all the other things it takes (and trust me, I am a fortress, me no slutty)
If all it took were to turn 18... then I'd have boned a lot of eighteen year olds... Which I haven't. Stop scraping for compliments or I will scare you with the tenor of my emotions. Love you baby. x
Inappropriate? Don't be silly. People get raped all the time. I think it's like... normal now. Anyway, I wouldn't tell anyone. Don't worry.
You're telling me to feel honoured since you genuinely did miss me (Oh, I know you experienced several moments of depression), yet you're saying all I need to do to get into your pants is to turn 18. Well, now, I would've thought that it'd take more than that. My awesome personality... my caring for you like a husband cares for his wife. All that stuff. Now I just feel like I'm nothing special.
Haha I DID miss you. Feel honoured. I don't miss many people. But the lack of Snorlax on my page saddened and depressed me.
Ha, all you need to do to get into my pants is turn 18.
I'm very happy now that I've heard from you
Ha God I love being inappropriate with a minor.