Brendan M
Scrivener

"Babe"? Someone's horny.

What's with all the y's?

Brendan.
Are you being good?
Looks to me like you're flirting with Dreamy.
I'd be upset if it weren't so much more socially acceptable this way.
But it is. Haha
Hope you're happy, wee lad.

New picture.

Jerk.

You know that really hurts. It makes me wanna cry...

...Like I was crying from laughter last night when I saw yo mamma humping her owner's leg. Hahaha!

Speaking of dogs, I saw what yo mamma was doing last night.

I don't think your dog wants to have sex with you either.

That's it?

I'm taken.

Yes. But not with you.