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    Hi Anders,

    I find you quite amusing and scary at the same time. I don't know why, i just do!
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    you don't like vampires hey. Poor Stephanie Meyer, her writing is soo poor you slammed the book shut and slung it across the room and decided to play with your sword instead? Excellent! I'm sure when she finds out how you feel she'll re-write the lot, just for you

    I think you should write a short story on a little pony that is a vampire. One who likes to prey on little girls....you never know, hollywood might come a knocking



    Your not really angry are you, you just come across that way, right?
    Oh and by the way, i type this to you with a smile and bags of humour
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And it happened in a week with two Fridays that the cruel king heard of a prophesy. A child had been born, reported his spies, a luck child. Poor as penance, rich as snow, the seventh son of a seventh son. Wise men prophesied that this child would one day be king.

"Superstition, Majesty! Folklore!" said his evil chancellor. "Old wives tales! Rubbish! How could a peasant child not worth a spit -how could a brat- become king?"

But the cruel king choked on the news, and felt it sharpen and pierce his heart...
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Swords. And some other stuff, I guess. But mostly swords. Seriously, ask me anything about swords.
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Parasite on society.
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”But the best part is, he's alone one night and he feels a shadow overtake him from behind, and he knows that Conan is standing behind him with a large axe. And Conan tells him: 'Just stay there and write! And if you don't do exactly what I tell you, I'm going to cleave you down the middle.'”

-John Milius, on Robert E. Howard.

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Plots that make no sense, asking questions, and why writing is a like a puzzle.

by Anders Ämting on 10-20-2011 at 12:38 AM
Seems like I wrote something about vampires last night. I hope it was coherent. Man, I was wiped out. You don't even know.

Anyway, I'd like to share a little revalation I had a few years back that I still try to keep in mind while writing. Some of you who have been writing for a while may already have discovered this on your own, but whatever. It was an important step on my journey to writinghood and it deserves to be commemorated.

I was writing on a fantasy story simply

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Updated 10-20-2011 at 01:48 AM by Anders Ämting (Annoying punctuation.)

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What Is A Vampire?

by Anders Ämting on 10-19-2011 at 01:00 AM
Irregardless of what my previous blog entry may have implied, I am not in fact a preteen girl. Thus it should come as no surprise that I'm not a big fan of the Twilight Saga. I tried reading the first book, found it amazingly poorly written and lost interest halfway through.

Don't get me wrong, though: I don't hate Twilight, I just think it is underserving of all the attention it gets. That includes the people who actually hate the franchise, mind. I've seen entire essays written on

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Putting my manhood on the line, I'm going to talk about My Little Pony now.

by Anders Ämting on 10-18-2011 at 02:22 AM
Depending on what parts of the internet you frequent and how frequently you do so, you might have noticed a certain obsession among large number of adult people, most of them male, towards a cartoon primarily marketed towards little girls. I am, of course, talking about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Curious about the show's inexplicably massive cult status I decided to try it out to see what all the hubbub was about. What can I say? I'm a bit conformist like that.

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Updated 10-18-2011 at 06:26 PM by Anders Ämting (More minor trimming.)

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