A Vaulter's Insanity
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haha. Yes. I imagine.

3 kids is just perfect for me. I'm from a family of 4. No way am I popping out 20 kids. That would be way too painful.

Mmhum. Are you aspiring to be a psychic? Haha. I don't even think I know anyone who is from a family of 18. Unless you are...

How much do you want to bet? I ain't that Mormon. Just you wait. I'll have only 2 kids, my first being born when I'm 24.

haha. We have our fair share of poisonous snakes too. The cotton mouth, for one.. its a water snake so you have to be careful where you swim. And we have rattlesnakes too. I guess every place has something that tries to kill you. oooh, the beach has sharks too. haha.. and jelly fish... cant stand those things... And naked old people in thong bikinis... We go blind at an early age here if you can imagine.

Beaches get old after you have been around them forever.. or if you get tons of sand in your bathing suit then that gets kinda annoying. Ah.. i'm sorry for your grandma..

No way. Push. I'm not talking to you ever again. Just kidding. Nah. I want to go to college without a husband pestering me to have babies. Prepare to be wrong!

uhhh... not hardly.... I hate NC... I'm thinking an atomic bomb is due to land there... seeing as i'm out of town..

Yeah. I found out I'm not moving now! haha.
I like to get to know someone first before I get hitched, if you know what I mean. Yeah. It's sad how liberal we are getting. It sounds racist, but I blame the illegals!

I'm all legs so I should be fine. Still I'm a chicken. I come to one and go, "uh... no...", and run around it. It's kinda funny, but in a pathetic way!
Yeah it is kindda late, but better late than never, right?
Utah is gorgeous, but I don't want to be proposed to on the first date, if you know what I mean. Arizona is so much more relaxed. And has better gun laws. At least I won't have to deal with as many liberals. heehee