Each of these songs was written in under ten minutes, so they're not that good.They were written for a chapter in my book (which is parody) that was supposed to parody musicals.Each of them were written to the tune of pre-existing songs.Tear them up all you like.
Song I - Sang by the character Chelsea Amara about her younger sister Jessica who she accidentally killed as a child to the tune of Senses Capture by Leaves' Eyes.Senses Capture can be found at
YouTube - Senses Capture - Leaves Eyes and Yuna
"Jess is in her crib
Staring at me
Small open eyes
Just able to see
My mouth is open
Unable to speak
The ray of moonlight
Making her happy
She missed out on wonders
Now she haunts my dreams
Her young and unblessed spirit
Watching me while I'm asleep
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
Sister's captor
My sister's captured me
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
Shadows in my past catching up to me
Wide oppurtunities closed by my mistakes
My face is wet
Unable to move
The sound of myself crying in my ear
She missed out on wonders
Now she haunts my dreams
Her young and unblessed spirit
Watching me while I'm asleep
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
Sister's captor
My sister's captured me
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
My sister's captured me
My mind fails to see
I smell the years come and go
I hear the young mind leave
Emotions control me
My heart beats to feel
I act just without sense
I feel the wounds went your way
She missed out on wonders
Now she haunts my dreams
Her young and unblessed spirit
Watching me while I'm asleep
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
Sister's captor
My sister's captured me
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly
Sister's captor
My sister's captured me
The memory of Jessica keeps me awake at night
The eyes of starlet deceased following me secretly."
Song II - Sang by the character Akira MacFarlane and her boyfriend Max Miller, Akira's accident prone/clumsy/dumb, Max thinks he's God, to Nympetamine by Cradle Of Filth.Akira's normal font, Max's bold.Nymphetamine can be found at
YouTube - Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine
"Into the river
I fell a long way
I had breast cancer
I was close to the grave
We met in September
This guy, what's his name?
I fell and he helped me
Is he the only one?"
"Cold was my soul
I witnessed the pain
She faced, when I saw her
Fall down in the rain
So I swore to protect her
That never, again
Will she fall in darkness or light
Not on her face again."
"He is helpful
And cures all my loneliness
And he can clearly see
That I am clumsy
For once upon a time
From the binds of my lowliness
I can finally find
The right friend to tell all my secrets to."
"
Bloody flesh from an incision
Violent love is our prison
Masturbating to her unsheathed vision
Don't trip her
Akira
Sick and weak from her condition
Clumsiness is her conviction
To protect her is my mission
No better
AKI-
RAAAAA!
Akira, Akira
A clumsy girl
Akira, Akira
My clumsy girl."
"Wrecked with the harm
Bruised and in pain
Beautiful red hair
To which I persuade
More secret tales
I ever have laid
Than claiming to be God."
"I hope I don't fall down
In this mesmeric sway
As I gaze at the moon
Like I did in those golden days."
"Glistening stars
I loved the way
She fell as blood rushed
Down from my burning heart."
"He says he cares
And can cure the loneliness
But would I ever let
Him cum unto me?
For once upon a time
In the arms of his holiness
I will never find
The right friend to tell all my secrets to."
"I have had my circumcision
I want to talk so please listen
I have a sexual addiction
Don't trip her
Akira
Sympathy for her condition
She's so hot she is convection
I love her there's no correction
No better
AKIRAAAAAA!
Don't trip her
Akira
No better
AKIRAAAAAA!
Akira, Akira
A clumsy girl
Akira, Akira
My clumsy girl..."
Song III - Sang by pop culture dork/otaku Taylor Kurten to the tune of Welcome To Planet Motherfucker/Psychoholic Slag by White Zombie, movie quotes representing samples are italic, non-sample quotes are in ' and WTPMF/PS can be found at
YouTube - White Zombie - Welcome To Planet Motherfucker (studio versi)
"
'Can't you just sit here and look out into the air?Isn't that enough?Do you always have to badger me for attention?'
(guitar)
'Exterminate!'
'Exterminate!'
'We are the superior beings!'
Woven out the surface, a conventon of otaku costumes
A sparkling occaision of a civil
SmackDown!Eraserhead!
Revolving in a musical, Dr. Frank-n-furter's on the stage now
So let me see you howling from the audience
Time Warp, once again!
I'll shout it!
'Now let's move'
I love it!
'But let's take the back door'
I loved Mondo Cane, yeah!
Yeah, concentrate on midnight for the otaku ceremony
Whoever said 'Fifty fifty where it counts,' I don't know their name
A weather beaten chainsaw decending to embrace the deadite's head
Tree rape's so mystifying
'Kami-sama, desu nya!'
I'll shout it!
'Now let's move'
I love it!
'But let's take the back door'
Faye Dunaway, yeah!
I'll shout it!
'Now let's move'
I love it!
'But let's take the back door'
Escaflowne, yeah!
'Nagumo, tell me it was just a bad dream.Tell me Mrs. Ogami wasn't a monster, that she didn't rape me.Oh, please!'
Gamera beat on my mind
Love Camp 7, confined
'No more wire hangers,'
Psycho's Norman Bates a star
Christine and My Mother The Car
Play Misty For Me, baby
Sandy Duncan's The Crawling Eye
Let your nature cry off to Trollenberg
Edie Sedgwick's sleeping
Sailor Moon is showing off her figure
Suicide Club locomoton, dive off the platform
Twilight Zone causes shudders
Weird ass moment after moment
Playing Halo over
Movies, so fuck Michael Bay
I'll shout it!
'Now let's move'
I love it!
'But let's take the back door'
Carlito's Way, yeah!
I'll shout it!
'Now let's move'
I love it!
'But let's take the back door'
Lazy eyed like May!
(drum beat)
'What is your damage, Heather?'
People that Klingons kill
'Get up and kill!'
Suspiria's hanging, what a thrill
Sexoholic shag
Tomorrow's Rocky Horror, yeah another drag
Picnic with the whole band
Spinal Tap superstar
Kiss Me Deadly, baby
Tomoyo After what's your card?
Pani Poni Dash!
'Get up and kill!'
Metal Fetishist all the way
Pink Flamingos heaven
Ain't gonna laugh like the Cryptkeeper
Meet me in Twin Peaks
Le Holendais is cheaper
Time traveling TARDIS
I got Bloodline and Cabin Fever
James Bond's the hero, seven down to zero
'Go home!Go now, in peace!If you do not go now, you will be buried in this field!I've seen enough blood!But if you want more, I can't stop you!I can only warn you, that it will be your blood, not ours!'"
