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Stacy's Revenge
Wow. Long time no post. As some of you may (very vaguely) remember, I write song parodies - not surprisingly, I'm a longtime "Weird Al" Yankovic fan - as well as serious stuff - I can't sing or play any instruments, yet I'm writing a concept album anyway. That said, here's a parody I wrote several months ago. I thought it was one of my better works, so I'm posting it here. As you should be able to deduce, it's "Stacy's Mom" from Stacy's point of view. Enjoy.
STACY’S REVENGE
Parody of “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne
That’s my mom who you have that crush on
That’s my mom I want you to be gone
That’s my mom and you’re just a moron
That’s my mom a dangerous liaison
No you can’t ever come over after school (after school)
Unless you want to me to drown you in my pool (drown in my pool)
Yes my mom came back from her business trip (business trip)
But the only business you want is for her to strip (for her to strip)
I know you’re not the little boy that you used to be
But if you call yourself mature you’d stop stalking mommy
That’s my mom and you’re a peeping Tom
I know what you want, and it’s gone on for too long
While I can clearly see, you’re just not a boy for me
You’re damn right it’s wrong, you’re in love with my mom
That’s my mom please stop coming on
That’s my mom leave us the hell alone
You’re damn right I remember when you mowed my lawn (mowed my lawn)
And I know mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she was shocked from the way she stared (the way she stared)
I knew you’d taken her clothes, and hidden them elsewhere (hidden elsewhere)
Why won’t you take my death threats seriously?
It’s obvious you’re a pervert and you’re just really lonely
That’s my mom and you treat me like your pawn
I know what you want, and I’ll kill you before dawn
While I can clearly see, you’re just not a boy for me
You’re damn right it’s wrong, you want to bang my mom
That’s my mom and you’re the devil’s spawn
I know what you want, and this is your swan song
While I can clearly see, you’re just not a boy for me
You’re damn right it’s wrong but oh oh
(You’re damn right it’s wrong)
Don’t you know that (that’s my mom oh oh)
(That’s my mom oh oh)
You’re too short to ride my mom
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