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I've seen a few raps 'round here...
So I thought I might as well do one of my own. It's just a verse and it's supposed to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too seriously. It's supposed to make you chuckle rather than move you emotionally. In terms of rap it's more like a british one than an american one.
The other day I tried to go to town, but on the way, some dude knock me down
He couldn't keep off the bottle and he'd just lost the lotto, so he beat me and leaved me wondering if I'd see tomorrow
Of course I would, I was born to be alive, born to never die, born to touch the sky.
Oops, I've been on the cannabis again. I'm not proud of this, man - coz cannabis ain't cool - David Cameron took it, and he went to Eton School
The next day I woke up from my sleep, when I noticed a sticky substance on my sheets. When I saw this, I knew that I'd turned thirteen. (guys will understand)
Maybe I'm being too personal, but overall, I think it could get worse. I could go into more detail - like stealing from my mother's purse.
I swear, I only took five . . . or was it ten? But after another few times, I never did it again.
So, I started stealing from shops. It started out as sweets but now it's ended up as pot.
"Wait, they don't sell drugs in ordinary shops", I hear you cry. Well they do in Camden (where I live), have a look and see I don't lie.
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"How can I hate women? My mum's one." - Christopher Finch.
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