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Old 06-19-2006, 01:15 AM   #1
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Aunt Bob (The March of the Alternatives)

(Meant to be idiotic, fast, and pointless. Editted) Spoiler has Uneditted version))


Welcome to the parade (2x)
The happy go lucky parade (2x)
Where we see no need (2x)
To **** you over today (2x)

Welcome to the parade
The happy go lucky parade
Where see no need
To **** you over today

What the hell is going on
With this mother ****ing song
Your uncle is wearing a pink thong
And all you can do is sing along

Can I have a drink
I little ****ing drink
Something sweet
Not bitter
Something sugary
Like liquor

Looking at your Uncle
He’s dressing in drag
For the happy go lucky parade
The happy march

Dressing in a (6x)

What the hell is going on
With this mother ****ing song
Your uncle is wearing a pink thong
And all you can do is sing along

You’ve called him Aunt Bob
Since you were five
He’s called you my sweet little sugarplum
Since you entered puberty
Puberty (3x)

Welcome to the parade (2x)
The happy go lucky parade (2x)
Where we see no need (2x)
To **** you over today (2x)

Welcome to the parade
The happy go lucky parade
Where see no need
To **** you over today

What the hell is going on
With this mother ****ing song
Your uncle is wearing a pink thong
And all you can do is sing along

You tried to have a man-to-man talk with him
He merely laughed
He bent you over his knee
And spanked you
Spanking you (3x)

Welcome to the ****ing parade (2x)
The happy go ****ing lucky parade (2x)
Where we see no ****ing need (2x)
To not **** you over today (2x)

Sugarplum (3x)
Little Fairy
Sugarplum (3x)
Little Fairy
SUGARPLUM
LITTLE FAIRT
SUGARPLUM
LITTLE FAIRT
SUGARPLUM
LITTLE FAIRT
SUGARPLUM
LITTLE FAIRT

Welcome to the parade
The happy go lucky parade
Where we see no need
To **** you over today

TO NOT **** YOU OVER TODAY






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Old 06-19-2006, 07:38 AM   #2
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And people ask me why I think alternative music means shit music >.>
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:06 PM   #3
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lol - Wrong Alternative buddy, this is speed metal.
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:23 PM   #4
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It is idiotic, fast, and poinltess, but that's why I love it.
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:25 PM   #5
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If you loved it, then my job is complete *flys away into the clowds* Wait.... *Falls, remembering he couldn't fly*
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:02 PM   #6
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you've got the funny down, it made me chuckle, a few of the rhymes stuck out as too obvious, but with this kind of song I would worry much about it.
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Old 06-19-2006, 08:44 PM   #7
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lol - Wrong Alternative buddy, this is speed metal.
There was thrash metal, there was power metal, and then they crossbred and there was speed metal.
IT doesnt motivate me to read it. It's simply stupid, pointless, a bunch of young kids thrashing, and if you've hidden some kind of meaning in it no one will give a crap because of the way you chose to portray it.
It's not what I consider music.
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Old 06-19-2006, 08:56 PM   #8
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Thank you for your honesty You made me smile, thank you. I appreciate you taking the time, nonetheless to read it, and give your opinion. It means a lot to me.
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:03 PM   #9
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There was thrash metal, there was power metal, and then they crossbred and there was speed metal.
IT doesnt motivate me to read it. It's simply stupid, pointless, a bunch of young kids thrashing, and if you've hidden some kind of meaning in it no one will give a crap because of the way you chose to portray it.
It's not what I consider music.
come on mystery...you laughed
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Old 06-19-2006, 11:04 PM   #10
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come on mystery...you laughed
You need a sense of humour to laugh ;/
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You don't have a sense of humor? Aw, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'd do without a sense of humor.
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:56 AM   #12
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lol - If you laughed, it's great, if not, it's understandable. Sometimes, things are funny to some, and not others
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:30 AM   #13
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You don't have a sense of humor? Aw, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'd do without a sense of humor.
Sarcasm is a dead art...

I dont consider tearing apart what I do as funny :/
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Sarcasm is a dead art...

I dont consider tearing apart what I do as funny :/
I think she was being sarcastic too
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:41 PM   #15
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Aww....sarcasm Always get's the job done.
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