The Thing

I wrote this for my old punk band way back in 1999. The band was called 'Des Lynom's Wet Fart'. I'm so embarrassed. But, it is a laugh.

I'm in my woman upto my balls
My rock hard love rod glides through her bush
She cums like a flood over my 9 inch nob
All I can feel is my penis throb

Chorus
This is one of many things
that makes me happy, puts a smile on my face
This is one of many things
that makes me glad I'm in the human race

One in awhile I like to drink,
it helps me relax, helps me think
When I'm drinking the amber necter
I don't feel like Hannibal Lecter

Chorus

Now and again I like to smoke
Tobbacco, weed, and a little coke
Makes me funny, makes me high,
makes me think that I can fly

Chorus

Sometimes I like to jump around
and listen to music that makes me bounce
Marilyn, Bizkit and a little KoRn
helps me jerk off to a lot of porn

Chorus

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save-the-panda's

lol!!!!

you right, this song is a laugh

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dollsoldier

Hah, it's cute, I like the chorus especially. Really catchy rhymes. Good thing I don't know how it goes or else I'd probably be humming it all day...