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01-23-2008, 04:38 PM
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Hell Hath No Fury!
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Woman jailed for testicle attack A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack
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I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"
Lote's Tales and Poetry
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01-23-2008, 07:06 PM
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Damn! Seriously. Damn.
You girls have... you have NO IDEA.
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St. Thomas Aquinas said "he who sings prays twice". St. Thomas Aquinas never heard William Shatner sing "Rocket Man"
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01-23-2008, 07:22 PM
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Ink Slinger
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Good God, man!
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01-23-2008, 07:43 PM
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My friend was just reading over my shoulder, he's feeling some major sympathy pain right now.
WOW! That's just not right. I won't even kick a guy in the nuts, no matter how much he deserves it. I firmly believe that's a region that should only be treated with kindness.
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"And at the end of the day, is magic underwear really that much crazier than giant arks, or virgin births, or talking bushes. You're either a rationalist or you're not. And the good news is, a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say they are rationalists and have figured out that Santa Claus and Jesus are really the same guy."
- Bill Maher
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01-23-2008, 07:44 PM
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Profound Writer
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Aoww. That's... so very, very evil. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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01-23-2008, 10:13 PM
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Ow...
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01-23-2008, 10:55 PM
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Ouch... that's all I can say....
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01-23-2008, 11:34 PM
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it
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As Homer Simpson would say:
Mmmmmm....testicles.
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"I am really only interested in a fiction of miracles."
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01-24-2008, 05:56 AM
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Haha...I remember reading this in The Sun and cringing with guys at work over it. That was over a year ago. If I remember, it was in a nightclub in liverpool (where else?) and we couldn't understand how she did it because he would have been wearing trousers etc. I read another one years ago, where a postman was at a gate and this alsation dog stuck it's head through a big hole and gnashed his nuts- one of the postie's balls was hanging down to his knees.
Another jilted woman went back to an ex-boyfriend (reconstructed on crime-TV), pretended to go down on him and while he lay back,she almost severed his willy with a stanly knife (they were able to sow it back on)- she only got 6 months.
Seriously, these women should have got years and years. A man's balls are like a womans womb in imortance, if not more. Do I detect a sense of pride in your original post?
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01-24-2008, 06:41 AM
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So the advice here is to wear a cup when dealing with your ex?
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01-24-2008, 08:05 AM
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I am not joking, I am scared of women! She put his pulled off testicle in her mouth and tried to eat it.... EAT IT! I'd pass out.
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01-24-2008, 08:40 AM
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Well that's a little OTT. Most women would just shout or ignore the man, surely. Reminds of two stories, the first were she cut it of and threw it out the window, the other nailing it to table. Both made me wary of what women I chose to date.
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01-24-2008, 08:57 AM
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ugh.. that made me really cringe... especially kion's mention of nailing. Penile crucifixion
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01-24-2008, 10:13 AM
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Reading this makes me appreciate Malone's stories more and more.
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01-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by slayerofangels
So the advice here is to wear a cup when dealing with your ex?
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I can see the sales of titanium cups going through the roof now.
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