Being a newbie to here (though not to unrelated forums) I think that qualifies me to replying. Being a writing forum probably increases the pressure ten-fold over your introduction to a Doll's House forum or Koi Carp forum purely because everyone is judging everyone else (albeit sometimes subconsciously) on the relevance, grammar and originality of every post you make.
For what it's worth, here's my introduction...
New From Blackpool, England
Hello All!
So you spend an hour thinking of an original way to introduce yourself only to come up with the obvious statement that you're new and your geographical location =D>.
A little more information. I'm male, married, 40ish, have eleven (yes, eleven!) beautiful rabbits (hence the name) and poetry does it for me.
I'm going to hide behind the big rubber plant again now because that has really taken it out of me

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Lagomorph
Hope my views were appreciated
Lagomorph