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11-23-2007, 01:16 PM
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Love me Marge, love me!
Am I the only one who watches the Simpsons just to ogle Marge?
God damn. I swear to Bacchus that Marge is the sexiest woman ever to float across my TV screen.
Today she was dressed in tight jeans (and she's got a lovely arse) and her lumberjack shirt was knotted below her jiggling mammary protuberances, just like Daisy always had in the Dukes of Hazzard.
Man. I wanted to be that vacuum cleaner she was hoovering about with!!
I'm so jealous. I wish I was Homer.
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11-23-2007, 01:21 PM
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err.. right.
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11-23-2007, 01:21 PM
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She is pretty. But let's not exgerate. She's not the sexiest.
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11-23-2007, 01:45 PM
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I think you're thinking of her in that normal green dress of hers.
But, when you see her in something else (like a drop-dead-gorgeous lumberjack shirt), she really rocks!
And she was in a bath. No nudity, but there was flesh! Flesh I tells ya!
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11-24-2007, 04:59 AM
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That's not... disturbing.... not at all...  BTW did you see the episode where Homer and Marge first met? She's in the car with that guy, and there is aaaaaalmost a glimpse of her... ladybits.
Except, of course, SHE'S A CARTOON CHARACTER! 
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11-24-2007, 05:33 AM
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I wonder if there was ever a Simpson nasty made!
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11-24-2007, 05:47 AM
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There's nothing quite like obsessing over fictional characters.
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11-24-2007, 07:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shavixmir
Am I the only one who watches the Simpsons just to ogle Marge?
God damn. I swear to Bacchus that Marge is the sexiest woman ever to float across my TV screen.
Today she was dressed in tight jeans (and she's got a lovely arse) and her lumberjack shirt was knotted below her jiggling mammary protuberances, just like Daisy always had in the Dukes of Hazzard.
Man. I wanted to be that vacuum cleaner she was hoovering about with!!
I'm so jealous. I wish I was Homer.
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Cartoon-booty for Shavixmir. Anyone else want a slice?
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11-24-2007, 07:26 PM
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I would agree with you but, you know, I like real woman. Seems like a dieing fad, nowadays.
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11-25-2007, 03:40 AM
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I see.
I think you need a reallife girlfriend.
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11-25-2007, 06:06 AM
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I guess Marge is cute, but then who am I? I am a gay man; I sure don’t find the Family Guy cute! I guess I like real flesh, opposed to something animated or drawn. I can’t say cartoons are keeping me up at night, that would be Carlos….LOL
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